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5:26am Nov 19 2014
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"No, we do not have rat pizzas, we never have, and we never will." Sword Master replied gruffly, grinding his teeth slightly and glaring at Bow Wielder. Bow Wielder twiddled his thumbs and pretended to be fascinated by some invisible ob
ject on the ground.
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5:51am Nov 19 2014
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Ebony gave Sword Master a look of complete and utter slack-jawed disappointment.
"If you're not going to be needing me, I'm going to go find somewhere that serves good coffee and read a paper while I wait for my watch to regain enough power to take me home again." Esmond said, tipping his hat and turning to walk off.
"It'll be quicker if you stay." Ebony said. "These people could power a sun."
"I don't want to get more blood on my suit." Esmond said, beginning to walk. "That's what tends to happen when I'm around you and your friends."
"We're also in France." Ebony said.
Esmond paused. "I can be a clueless tourist then." He shrugged and continued on his way.
Ebony shrugged and then frowned as she had a sudden realisation. "You can't drink coffee unless you intend to gas half a city and turn everyone within eye-shot to stone."
"It was a politer way of telling you your friends disturb me." Esmond called over his shoulder. "Besides, they might puncture my suit and kill the lot of you. I don't want that."
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12:37am Nov 21 2014
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"Thanks pal!" Bow Wielder called after him, giving him a thumbs up and smiling eccentrically (that is probably an inappropriate usage of that word but Ima roll withit...) The Justicars blocked Esmonds path with their gargantuan psychic weapons.
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12:51am Nov 21 2014
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"I'm frowning." Esmond said, crossing his arms. "I'm frowning a lot."
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1:05am Nov 21 2014
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"What, and you think they are smiling sunshine daisies under there?!" The Gas man laughed, walking up behind Esmond.
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1:32am Nov 21 2014
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"No. But I want my coffee." Esmond said.
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1:39am Nov 22 2014
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The Gas Man put his arm around Esmond and stared dramatically into the middle distance. "Dont we all want our coffee? Have this, it's healthier for you." The Gas Man shoved the juice box into Esmond's chest.
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1:44am Nov 22 2014
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Esmond shook his head. "You wouldn't like me without my coffee."
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2:32am Nov 22 2014
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"You wouldn't like them without me standing next to you." The Gas Man replied, pointing to the Justicars. He then removed his arm from around Esmond, patted him on the head, then proceeded to walk off.
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2:43am Nov 22 2014
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"Is there any reason why I can't just leave?" Esmond asked.
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2:14am Nov 24 2014
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"You are a liability." Black Sword replied, standing up. "All of you are. We cannot allow you to leave until we have assessed the pros and cons of your continued existence, and decided upon your fate." "So much for a team." Bow Wielder grumbled, standing up. "I wasn't just talking about them..." Black Sword replied over her shoulder.
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2:25am Nov 24 2014
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Esmond groaned. "What if Ebony just wiped my memory and sent me on my merry way?"
"So, what the hell did I just walk into?" Alex asked.
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9:36pm Dec 15 2014
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Black Sword snorted. "As if she would be entrusted with our security."
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10:20pm Dec 15 2014
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"So.... This is a place where Ebony isn't the law?" Esmond asked slowly. "That's.... wow.... this is amazing.... I'm smiling."
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10:31pm Dec 15 2014
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Black Sword refrained from stabbing him and replied with a simple nod.
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10:47pm Dec 15 2014
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"So the reapers aren't in charge of this?" Esmond asked.
"Nope, I didn't even know they existed." Ebony said, almost with a sense of pride.
"Must be witch burners." Esmond laughed.
Holly and Alex bristled. "Your holocaust jokes are not appreciated." Hawthorn said sharply.
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11:04pm Dec 15 2014
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Bow Wielder laughed and started spewing enormously insensitive holocaust puns. (that probably shouldn't be written out on rescreatu...)
Sword Master threw his sword at him in the style of a trident, shearing off the back of Bow Wielder's shoe. Sword Master grumbled something at him in an unusual language and wiped back a tear.
Black Sword didnt even flinch. "No, we are in charge here, so I suggest you get used to bowing down or else you'll find yourself falling dead."
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11:45pm Dec 15 2014
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Holly growled at Sword Master.
Esmond shrugged. "Unlike some people, I don't mind being ordered around."
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12:07am Dec 16 2014
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"Hey! I knew there would be one eventually!" Bow Wielder exclaimed. Sword Master glared at her from under his sunglasses, his eyes burning into her.
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3:42am Dec 16 2014
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"Have you met Holly?" Esmond asked.
Holly bared her teeth and stood her ground.
Ebony threw an arm around Holly's shoulders to defuse the situation. "You started it, you're the one in the wrong here." She said, snapping her fingers in Sword Masters direction. "But you need to chill out." She said, ruffling Holly's hair despite her protests. "I wouldn't let anyone kill dear, sweet, precious Nick!"
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