So, this shall be epic.

Hrmm.... plot ideas. 

You are totally right. Awesome ti
tle. ;DD

Anyways, uh... I don't know. xDD I'm not good with plots. o3o

Neither is I, so just total randomness as it pops in meh mind.

I create bio in a sec. 

Name:

Age:

Gender:

Species: 

Looks:

Personality:

History:

Did you steal meh cookies?:

Are you sure?:

Hokay.

Other?: 

Name: Shawn Sanders

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Species: Human? o3o

Looks: Meh, coming

Personality: Psh, I don't know yet!

History: He's the average...

Did you steal meh cookies?: Yes.

Are you sure?: Posative

Hokay.

Other?: Nope.

((My bio is naked! :DD))

((Grrr. Fine.))

Kris, the vampire ((Yes yes, tis true. *nod nod* Hokay get on with it)) walked into the spy work building wondering if there were any new missions. She took a sip of her tea while the cool Autumn air rushed in behind her, making her hair go psycho. She quickly grabbed a rubber band off of a random unicorn's desk and tied her hair into a messy bun.  

((:D))

Sam, who walked in after Kris, got a mouthfull of her hair as it flew back. It whipped him and slapped him in the face, making him chock occasionally. He was extremely glad when she tied her hair up. Then, he realized how idiotic it was to have a unicorn in the office. I mean, if you were going to have something like that, make it a horse so you can at least glue a fake horn on it's head so it could be a unicorn too! Psh, what a waste of money.

((Lol Kink. Haha! I is a psycho that chokes you!))

Kris turned to see Sam. "Oh, sorry. i didn't see you there," Kris apologized, her cheeks turning red. Just then, a random old-kid genetic experiment came past her. "How's it goin?" he greeted. Kris waved, turning back towards the mailboxes. Wait, who the crap put an old kid in here? That's just stupidity! she thought, checking her box. 

((Dude, this is just epic. xDD))

"It's okay, I'm fine now," Sam said with a grin. He noticed the old-kid and wondered if that was even possible. "Wow... This agency is full of the most stupid things.. I swear! Look at that! It's a kool-aid 'water' tank thing! Wait... That's pretty cool, but look at everything but the kool-aid thingy!" Sam exclaimed, amazed at the kool-aid thingy.

((I know right! I just fell out of my chair laughing... or was it the Mountain Dew....))

"Wait, is that even possible? It's Kool Aid, yet it's water. How does that work?" she asked, turning back around again. Old kid, what stupid person out there gets these ideas anyways? she thought, taking a deep breath. She took a sip of tea that had long since gone cold. 

((I love Mountain Dew... o3o))

"No, I think it's regular kool-aid in a water dispencer..." Sam said after a moment, filling a small paper cup with the red liquid. He drank it quickly, like water, but it was Kool-Aid. The good kind. "Ahh..." Sam sighed, laughing slightly. "How's that... tea crap?" Sam asked Kris, nodding to her drink with disgust.

((I know. Tis epic, though it's diet. Ugh. *disgusting*))

"Yes, the tea crap is good, just a little cold," she said, setting it down. Just then, a rat bird flew over head and... well.... you know. "Ah, come on!" Kris yelled, waving the strange hybrid away. "Well that's just great," she said, looking in her favorite mug.

((Ew...! o3o))

Sam gagged slightly as the bird did the thingy in the cup. It was just nasty. "I hope you don't plan on drinking that..." Sam said with a disgusted look on his face. He threw his cup away quickly and shuddered. "So... Let's go see if Boss-Man has a job for us?" He said, kind of like a question, to Kris.

((Omg! The epic return of teh boss man! I guess I'll have to get DK and his monkeh pal to stop fighting those freaking gophers and come help me defeat him.))

"Sure," Kris said, putting the cup on Kool Aid man's desk just as he walked in. "Thanks!' he said, taking a sip.

"Oh crap, run!" she exclaimed, going down the hall.