((Nu, don't leave Flash.))

(Wow, KiaPet xD)

Jack laughed, looking from Raph to Alexis.

"Raph, this is my son, Alexis." He announced, throwing an arm around Alexis' shoulders. "And I'm pretty sure it was because Batty loves me too much." Jack laughed. " Oh, and I'm sure he fell because of those heels."

( Flash! >:U I'mma tell Merz on you!
o-o By the way, I ended up naming my birds after you two. Mercedes is an albino parakeet, and Flash is a green, yellow, and black parakeet... I mean, standard parakeet. o_o )

Raph blinked at Alexis. "Nice to meet you," he said, looking him over from head to toe. Wonder if he's as dangerous as the Joker, he thought, holding out his hand for Alexis to shake.

He gave a nervous chuckle.

"Uh..Nice to meet ya...."  He said awkwardly "I doubt we have the same mother.  Marie Celeste was my mother, and she died when I was five.  This guy looks older than me..Then again, I look 17, and I'm actually 27...Damn...."

( I think you should just post a bio. o3o I dunno.

Also, I'm gonna wait until Chance replies, 'cause I'm completely lost. xD )

((Kay then. Bio of myself minus age. XD Age is different. Blarg))

Name: Jai
Age: She doesnt know. It changes every year (Shes currently 20)
Gender: Girl....much to her disappointment
Appearance: Shes rather short. Has long hair reaching mid butt that is light brown or blond. Her eyes are blue-green with a jagged gray streak surrounding her pupils...which contract and expand seemingly on their own accord (Its really just her trying to focus on things). Has a muscular, yet slender build.
Personality: Jai is hyper, annoying, and insane, often subject to random twitches for no apparent reason. Shes harmless, however, unless you find a way to make her mad. She seems to be on a permanate caffiene-sugar high and able to go from talking about how worms taste, to PTC, to chunky Peanut Butter in 3 or less sentences. Talks a lot and about nothing to nobody inparticular. Asked if she was Schizo (Which she probably is) and laughed, telling the voices in her head to shut-up or fear the wrath of a Q-tip. Loves animals, music, reading, and doing weird things for no reason (EI: Eating worms).
Reason for admitance: Pretty much her personality

"No, he isn't your brother." Jack told Alexis, laughing. He looked to Raph, grinning. "I always could.

((No, I was introducing Alexis as Jack's son to Raph.))

((Okay. Imma post naow. >>))

Silly people, Jai giggled as she squirmed in the chair. Dont they know I like hugging myself? Oh! The ceiling! 

The man slapped his checkboard on his lap, calling her attention back to him. Jai grinned and slowly brought her head down, fixing the man with a level blue-eyed stare until he himself squirmed. She snickered and shook her head, then threw her head back. The straightjacket itched, causing her to arch her back and rub it against the back of the chair.

"What's your name?" The 'doctor' asked.

"Henry P. Trufflephylius. The third." Jai held up four fingers.

"Alright," marks on the paper. "Whats your age?"

"Changes every year."

"Gender?"

"Why do you wanna know?" Jai looked at the man skeptically.

"It's my job, ma'am."

"Aha!! So you knowed all along what I was!"

A nod. "We wanted to see if you knew."

The girl snorted and made a move to cross her already crossed arms. "Well duhh I know. Why would I not? And why are you asking me all these questions you obviously know all the answers to? It's like school. If I wanted to be asked questions people already know the answers to, I'd go back." She sank in her chair.

"You cant go back?"

"Why not?"

"Because you graduated."

"I did? When?"

"Yes. You graduated High School two years ago."

"Oh." Jais brow furrowed. "I have to pee."

((I did that to a teacher once. Was hilarious. XD))

"Hmhmhmhmhm." Jai skipped down the long hallway, wondering why everything was white. It's so boring. She blinked and stopped suddenly, listening to the voices of conversation. One...no, two. Yes. Two people were definately talking to each other. Either that or they werent. The girl blinked yet again and shrugged turning around and moonwalking down the hall, saying repetedly "Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun,". She didnt seem to mind the jacket that let her hug herself.

((Yet another thing I've done. XD))

"This is awkward....."

Alexis thought to himself.

((Alexis is Jack's son. He said Alexis was his son to Raph.))

"Hello, Jai." Jack said, stifling a laugh at what Alexis thought.