(( James something is a wonderful name. XD))

"And cocky as I don't know what. Sometime, you'll need help, and nobody will help you, considering the way you act." She looked at him, disgusted. As she was walking away, she called "I'm Hiu, ditz-for-brains!" and exited the wal-mart.

((Lol I know. xD

His children are going to be like, 'Daddy, why is our last name something?'))

James stared after Hiu, then shrugged and walked towards the shoe section, reading the list Selene wrote him in barely legible handwriting.

Shoes

Hot peppers

Chocolate-chip cookies

Lemonade

Toothpaste

Troll fur

Puppy ears

((Dx BTW, the lemonade was for herself, lol. xDDD))

((Ya, then he'll be all 'Because. Some lady created me and stuck that name on me, because she couldnt think of anything else))

Bakc at her cottage, Hiu dumped the toothpaste into the brew, and stirred. After a bit, it turned bright orange. She grinned. It was ready. She had finally created the infamous bomb-brew, one drop will blow something up. It's very dangerous, except to the creator. She preformed a spell on it, then stored it the fridge for cooling. She sighed, and sank back onto her couch, when she smelled something funny. She looked through her still-open window, and saw yellow oozing from the masion. She chuckled. Trying to make a luck potion, I suppose, Hiu thought. That's why that rude guy was at walmart.

((xDDD And his children would go like, ':O OMG DADDY IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER?!?'

Bomb brew. Dx I want it. -grabby hands- OMG DID YOU GET THAT FROM MY USERPAGE? Dx))

Selene was sitting on the couch, drinking lemonade while James was stirring the potion, which had already exploded everywhere. Luckily, Selene knew a nice cleaning spell andnow only the outside walls were dirty. "Come on, you said you would make it," he complained. Selene sighed. "But you need practice. And I still have some white-out I can shove down your throat. Toxic white-out."

(( I know right? XD AND NO I DIDN'T! xD But, now that I see your profile, it's LOL worthy.))

Hiu had been taking a nap when the explosion woke her. it was tiny, barely a sound, but she had sensitve ears. "God. Don't they know how to make a friggin' potion?" She was piffed, and stormed over to the mansion, and knocked angrily on the door.

((xDDD And then James would go like, 'I'm NOT a fictional character! I may be one in her world, but in our world...UGH, it's no use explaining, get out of my life!'

xDDDD Thanks, lol.))

Selene beamed. "Oh, look, a visitor." She bounded over to the door, and before James could protest, flung it open.

((Dx Total FAIL.))

(( And then we'll be readign this, and start laughing at their pain. ;c ))

Hiu glared at the girl. "Excuse me, do you know that your little potion-problem woke me up? I'd appreciate it if you tried not to do such things." She was trying to be polite, because if she was yelling, she could get arrested again, and it'd be her third strike. She couldn't help if people were idiots.

((Failure. ;c))

((Lol yeah. xDDD

And then his children go like, 'DADDY DOESN'T WANT US. D8 Let's run away.'

Though I don't know who would marry James. Dx))

Selene frowned ad started explaining everything about James' ex-girlfriend and her psycho plots when James came out of nowhere and clamped a hand over her mouth. "It's, erm, fine. We're almost done." He looked back at the bubbly mess of his house. "I think. Selene, I think you have to use another cleaning spell."

((xD Nobody, unless his attitude does a 360. The woman will go 'NO! I had too much soda. It was dark. I had to use the bathroom. Rainbows were on the walls. And- and he had cookies! -sob-sob- ))

Hiu frowned. "That was really quite rude, and I was enjoying the story." She sighed, and looked James right in the eyes. "Well. Hurry up. And don't make any more explosions." With that, she turned on her heel and marched to her cottage. 

((COOKIES. xDDD

ROFL how would rainbows get on the walls? Dx))

James sighed and let selene go, with wasn't a very good idea. she started screaming at him, but she endedup bein satisfied with a nice kick, and went back to drinking her lemonade. She was going to use a cleaning spell after James was done.

~DONE~ (With a few more explosions Dx)

James sighed and flopped down on the couch beside Selene. "Okay, this time, you're bringing it to Cora. I don't want to get turned into a badger for a week again."

(( XD Who can resist cookies? Um...he painted them there, or she was on a soda-high, so she thinks they are there? I dunno))

Hiu was seething. Six more explosions had happened before they finally finished. She was not just going to walk away quietly. She pounded on the door, angrier than before.

(( Braindead))

((Lol, James is a painter? xDD))

James sighed and opened the door. There, in the doorway, was that girl he met at Wal-Mart, seething. (Lol, he didn't reconize her the first time. Dx)

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Selene had been stalking Cora for fifteen minutes already. She decided she'd throw the potion at her at the right time, then make a break for it. Eventually, after a few more minutes, Cora stopped to buy something at a street stand, and Selene hurled the potion at her, then took off running.

((He is? D8 Why didn't you tell me that? o;))

"Do you really have that hard of a time making a simple potion? Really? SIX times?! Ridiculous. Learn how to make a friggin' potion, or next time I'll show you an explosion!" Hiu yelled at the guy.

((I need to make Hung do something))

Hung had just got off work, and pulled into his driveway, beside the mansion, across from the cottage. As he got out, he noticed Hiu yelling at some dude in the mansion. He hurried over to see what was wrong. "Hey Hiu. Why're you yelling?"

~

Hiu heard Hung's voice and turned around to face him. "This imbecile cannot make a simple potion, and it's disturbing my rest and work." The last part was true, she had been working on a new spell when the other explosions happened.

((D; He's not supposed to be.

I don't think so. xDDD))

James, for the first time, was speechless. A random girl was yelling at him, his cousin had gone off to Cora and probably got killed, and some weird guy was probably going to send him to some prison.

~~~~~~~~

Selene was running back from a very angry Cora, and she was almost at James' mansion, but instead of plwing into the door, she hit some random person standing outside the door.

((Dx Brainfail.))

((Lolthanks. xDDD

Especially the toothpaste and the DADDY IS A MADE-UP CHARACTER thing. xD))