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Euchre

6:03pm Jan 5 2012

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*goes off to commission Dark to bake Char a welcome cake*
I see... *nods*



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AJ34Ali

6:19pm Jan 5 2012

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*O* sounds delightful <3



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Palise

8:16am Jan 6 2012

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Sorry, guys. 

Once again, I've been busy. Slaughtering pigs. Everyone wants bacon, right? Right! But unfortunately, you're not the rulers, so I shall eat them all. :}

I GUESS.. I could leave a morsel for Petz.. she is a ruler too.. 

And if anyone's wondering why I didn't "hire", and by hire I mean force, anyone to slaughter pigs for me, well it's because I take joy in making bacon for myself. c:

SMELL IT, GUYS?



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petzareawesome

8:38am Jan 6 2012

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I DO SMELL IT.


With my eyes. 
o_______________o

BECAUSE THAT IS HOW WE SMELL THINGS WITHIN THIS KINGDOM




"‎These little contradictions are in all of us. They’re in me at least. And so I forgot that I had been awake for 30 hours and kept walking, grateful to be a little boat full of water, still floating." — John Green
Palise

8:45am Jan 6 2012

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Unless I gouge someone's eyes out.. in that case it's obvious..

You smell with your ears.

And if for whatever reason, I cut your ears off, it's probably your fault anyway, then I guess you can't smell anything. Which is unfortunate, because we never know if I set a tumbleweed on fire, and fling it your way. There are copious amounts of tumbleweed. Because you can't see it, or smell it. But you certainly can feel it. c:

If you do manage to dodge the burning tumbleweed, you will be banished - er uh.. taken to council. Because you probably smelled with your nose.



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Euchre

2:30pm Jan 6 2012

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*carries out another platter of bacon*
o.o
Anyone want some? =)



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Palise

3:09pm Jan 6 2012

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Euc, where did you find that bacon? >o>



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HmmmWhere

3:52pm Jan 6 2012

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-Swipes a piece of bacon- >D



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AJ34Ali

3:56pm Jan 6 2012

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yes Euchre, where'd said bacon come from?

I thought Lydia did away with the piggys...




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Palise

4:07pm Jan 6 2012

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CHAR. No one steals and eats my bacon. D<



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AJ34Ali

4:14pm Jan 6 2012

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:O Oh dear



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Euchre

5:29pm Jan 6 2012

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*looks at empty platter of bacon*
o.o
You guys sure are hungry....
Well anyway... I went and did an operation on someone's horse... he paid me in bacon.... o.O



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petzareawesome

5:47pm Jan 6 2012

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Who pays in bacon? I mean srsly.




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HmmmWhere

5:49pm Jan 6 2012

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I do. D< //Offended



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AJ34Ali

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Bacon is the best way to pay ^^



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petzareawesome

7:00pm Jan 6 2012

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If you're paying to Lydia.
Otherwise, it's unacceptable. 
//flails




"‎These little contradictions are in all of us. They’re in me at least. And so I forgot that I had been awake for 30 hours and kept walking, grateful to be a little boat full of water, still floating." — John Green
AJ34Ali

7:03pm Jan 6 2012

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How could our people get bacon to pay Lydia? :3



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petzareawesome

7:15pm Jan 6 2012

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Steal the bacon from the other kingdoms, of course. 
STEAL ALL THE BACON.




"‎These little contradictions are in all of us. They’re in me at least. And so I forgot that I had been awake for 30 hours and kept walking, grateful to be a little boat full of water, still floating." — John Green
AJ34Ali

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So you suggest our people STEAL? >>



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Euchre

10:14pm Jan 6 2012

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o.O
>>
<<
*coughs*
The man was really poor... So I accepted bacon as payment. o.o
If you wish, I could pay my taxes as bacon...



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