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AJ34Ali

10:25pm Jan 6 2012

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I thought you said all the bacon was gone Euchre >> are you hiding bacon from your rulers and members of the council? o.O




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Euchre

10:28pm Jan 6 2012

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o.O...
Nooooooooooooooo....
It's just that I am needed by that very same employer to fix up his other pets
*very busy*



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AJ34Ali

6:59am Jan 7 2012

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>> sure but I'm watchin' you >>




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Palise

8:56am Jan 7 2012

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Woah. Woah.

If I don't put a harsh punishment out, out Kingdom will fall to pieces.. aw, but it's morning, and I can never find good punishments in the morning.. I'm sleep. :c

YES, your rulers, with an absence of Tron, she uh.. uh.. left. She has taken a departure.. moving on, I would like to point out that you must have a bacon licence to own bacon in this kingdom! It costs 200 pounds on lint. If you don't have this licence, and someone finds you with bacon, you will be thrust upon the council!

Even if you are a part of the council..



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AJ34Ali

9:14am Jan 7 2012

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*doesn't own bacon* :P

soooo XD




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Palise

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I feel like I should search your non-existent house.. > o >



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AJ34Ali

10:50am Jan 7 2012

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Lydia do you not trust me?

Very well then, you may search my "non-existent" house :3




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Palise

10:52am Jan 7 2012

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NO, I smell-see bacon on you. D<

Nah, I'm lazy. I'll just hire someone to do it.. or get one of my beautiful mutant hounds to fill in for me. I'm going to sit down and do nothing. c:

I MEAN. RULE THE KINGDOM.. AND SUCH. 



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AJ34Ali

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D: How could that be possible? D:< I have no bacon ><



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Palise

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Liar. ;D



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AJ34Ali

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D: I swear if I had bacon you would know :3



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Palise

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And I do know. So, take that. c;



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AJ34Ali

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I dun have bacon ><



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petzareawesome

2:05pm Jan 7 2012

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Just confess, Ali.
Confession of your mistakes gives you a chance of mercy.
About a 1% chance, but nonetheless, that's more than if you hadn't.

No, I don't suggest our people steal.
I suggest that we steal from our people. 
Big difference. ;O




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Palise

2:42pm Jan 7 2012

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Would Ali have to judge herself? 

Since she's a part of the council, and the point of the council is to decide punishments, and whether or not they did something bad.. that would be awkward.

That's a great idea. :I
I like stealing. Especially from my inferior subjects.



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AJ34Ali

3:10pm Jan 7 2012

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Petz, Lydia, if I had bacon, I would give it to my rulers :I

but seeing as I have none... I can not give it to you :(




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Euchre

3:44pm Jan 7 2012

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Urhm...
*returns from hunt and offers you all the bacon I have*
Shall that be satisfactory? o.o



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Palise

4:44pm Jan 7 2012 (last edited on 4:44pm Jan 7 2012)

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Euc;

Lucky for you, I am very pleased. Your head won't be thwacked with a hammer. 
Not today, anyway.

Ali;

One of these days, I will search your house. Er- non-existent house. And when I do, I will find bacon. Illegal bacon. It might be a few centuries days until I get up, but it'll happen alright! I take this job quite seriously. D<



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AJ34Ali

5:03pm Jan 7 2012

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Lydia I have no bacon! D: I want bacon to give you so you'll be happy... I dun wanna cause trouble Xc




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ouo;  -Offers bacon platter-



aye look char\'s selling shiz. [LINK]

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