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3:29pm Jan 8 2012
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Always on the lookout for ardurs!
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3:46pm Jan 8 2012
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Psst, Euc.
If Charlie tries to hand out bacon, thwack her with a dead rat, > o >
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3:50pm Jan 8 2012
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5:36pm Jan 8 2012
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oh dear *sighs* Char there are no rats :I so chill
Do I have a say so in the matter of my dear sister being placed in a dungeon? :I *pets Char*
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6:35pm Jan 8 2012
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-Is petted- U-U What did I do that was so wrong? :'u (Besides being awesome |D)
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7:42pm Jan 8 2012
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Char you had illegal bacon >>
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11:01pm Jan 8 2012
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o.O *kicks away a rat crawling over his shoes* What did you say about no rats in here, ali?
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1:05pm Jan 9 2012
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Omg, Euch. Don't kick the rats.
I paid for those.
And by paid I mean kidnapped, of course.
Which just gives you all the more reason to be careful with them, really.
Because if something happens to them that means I have to go kidnap more.
It's fun the first time, but not so much the second time, you know?
At least give me something new to work with.
I suppose I could always go after mutant rats, if push comes to shove.
But why do that when there are so many other things?
But back to what's important -
This entire illegal bacon trade has set me on edge. Can't you see how fired up I am by my post already? I have a copious amount of caps and punctuation and - what's that? I don't? ...
THERE. LOOK AT THIS. OMG.
!!!!!!11111!!!!
LOOK
That should cover it somewhat, I think.
So, back to what I was saying.
Or what Lydia was and I was more or less saying secretly as well...
The other kingdoms are not to be taken lightly.
Ever.
All of you get that? Understand? Got it memorized? ;D
Why are you working for a neighboring kingdom anyway, Euch?
Are you betraying us?
Us?
After all we've done for you?
:U
"These little contradictions are in all of us. They’re in me at least. And so I forgot that I had been awake for 30 hours and kept walking, grateful to be a little boat full of water, still floating." — John Green
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3:19pm Jan 9 2012
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// Insert dramatic gasp here. //
This will most likely be a gloriously crafted speech, and if a tumbleweed happens to roll on by, distracting me, there will be punishments. D<
You can use my mutant Kayoki. It should be more.. efficient.
// AHEM. //
Here ye, hear ye!
From this moment forward, I illegalize all forms of bacon! Meaning, pigs, alternative forms of pig, and bacon itself is outlawed! Don't even get me started on alternative forms of bacon.
If you are found with bacon, or other forms of bacon, you will either be set forward unto the council, or be hung by your toes.
Even if you are a part of the council, it won't matter. You are still not above the law. The members of the council who decide to trade bacon, will be issued a far worse fate than the inferior villagers.. because, quite frankly, you should know better.
The only people who are allowed to have bacon products are the rulers, seeing as they are wonderful, sexy leaders who need nourishment.
Mostly, they're sexy..
It might occur, that if one of our rulers, mainly me, happens to get insanely drunk, I might hand out some bacon to the villagers.. if that happens to occur, I give you FULL permission to slap me in the face. Just one slap will do. If you accept the bacon, expect punishments the next morning.
Also, Petz, on a side note.
I require your regression ray.. ;u;
// Tumbleweed. //
FFFFUUUUU-
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3:26pm Jan 9 2012 (last edited on 3:26pm Jan 9 2012)
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Hmmm, excellent speech ^^
Too bad about the bacon though :(
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3:36pm Jan 9 2012
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3:40pm Jan 9 2012
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Now that is why I luffs it
*snuggles imaginary bacon* I wish you were real Xc
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4:17pm Jan 9 2012
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*picks up rat and strokes* No, I'm not a traitor. o.O I was a wondering vet before setting up residence here, which meant that, naturally, I did pass through a good other number of kingdoms- all in the past, of course.
And- what the...
*tumbleweed*
o.O In a dungeon?
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4:18pm Jan 9 2012
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Someone has to take care of that.. D:
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4:25pm Jan 9 2012
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I could get one of my initial test subjects (from my clinic that I set up a while ago) to work as a servant, I suppose.... *scratches head and kicks tumbleweed away* Though it wouldn't be so willing to work or quite as entertaining...
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4:28pm Jan 9 2012
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// Facepalm. //
How come I didn't think of that earlier? :L
I MEAN.. YEAH. GOOD IDEA.
Although I had that idea first.
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4:30pm Jan 9 2012
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Of course you had that idea first, milady. =l *gets on horse and rides off*
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4:37pm Jan 9 2012
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-Kicks tumbleweed- GET OUTTA HIUH. >8U -Presses face against cell bars- -Sings sad captivity song-
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4:38pm Jan 9 2012
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Does it have a nice beat? :D
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6:14pm Jan 9 2012
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Oh... That's right Char's in jail :I
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