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2:07pm Jan 3 2012
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How do we know it is non-lying, dear stranger?
I ask that you state your name and intentions.
How are we to trust you when you stalk about, let alone your cake?
You could come from the rival kingdom of derherdehblarghsnargen for all we know.
"These little contradictions are in all of us. They’re in me at least. And so I forgot that I had been awake for 30 hours and kept walking, grateful to be a little boat full of water, still floating." — John Green
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2:17pm Jan 3 2012
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I AM NOBODY'S IGOR ;o;
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But I do better next time, master!
Me promise.
/hunchback
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2:20pm Jan 3 2012
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Um....It's not a lying cak because it uh....It think you like very good today?
My name is Dartmith, but call me Dart...or something like that I don't really care, and um...as for my intentions...I was just bored.... And you can trust me because I bring a non-lying cake!...and Doritos! |
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2:21pm Jan 3 2012
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Get in front of us, then, Tron.
I don't trust this new intruder just yet.
You shall be our shield! :D
"These little contradictions are in all of us. They’re in me at least. And so I forgot that I had been awake for 30 hours and kept walking, grateful to be a little boat full of water, still floating." — John Green
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3:01pm Jan 3 2012
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I've been promoted to human shield, sweet!
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3:05pm Jan 3 2012
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Talking zombie. D<
We do not take kindly to your kind of people.
// attempts to bash head in with crowbar.
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3:05pm Jan 3 2012
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&& I better add the "human shield" part then.
Congratulations, Tron. I hope your body does us justice!
If not, you're fired.
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3:06pm Jan 3 2012
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*Screams and ducks behind pole dropping the cake*
Jeez I'm not a zombie!...Unless your lying and you do like zombies.... |
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3:08pm Jan 3 2012
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Well, I have been eating some of that deceiving cake that Tron brought along.
So, I might like zombies. I can't be too sure.
// throws Tron.
As far as I know, I don't like you.
And look what you did to the cake. You must pay. D<
// thwacks with Tron's flailing limbs.
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3:13pm Jan 3 2012
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Ow! *rubs head* I can always make another cake...
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3:21pm Jan 3 2012
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Ah. That pleases me. Go make another cake then.
Mr, Zombie, you shall be a part of our kingdom.
The only stipulation is, you are a servant.
If you're not stupid like Tron is, you may be promoted.
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3:23pm Jan 3 2012
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Such form in flight, Tron. I think you should also add 'aerial acrobat' to the list for our h-s-c-d, Lydia. And yes, I have also been eating that cake, due to the shameful habit I have of stealing delicate pastries despite their ability to be truthful or not; however --
I myself, find that I am unsure of you. What type of zombie are you, exactly? You see, I'm picky with that sort of thing and we don't really have a need for brain consuming zombies running about. There was enough of that as is. Where do you think all our villagers went?
Zombies.
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3:23pm Jan 3 2012
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Servant zombie is acceptable.
"These little contradictions are in all of us. They’re in me at least. And so I forgot that I had been awake for 30 hours and kept walking, grateful to be a little boat full of water, still floating." — John Green
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3:25pm Jan 3 2012
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Uh...yeah I'm a servant Zombie...totaly...OK then I am off to make another cake.
Wait what kind of cake do you want? |
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3:28pm Jan 3 2012
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I want an everything cake.
You must know how to make one, yes?
This is part of your judgement.
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3:34pm Jan 3 2012
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Oh, an everything cake. That sounds simply delightful.
I must say, I get hungry after pummeling zombies with dunces.
Dear Mr. Zombie,
if you fail, I will not hesitate to thwack you with Tron once more.
This time, I will aim it at your head.
// scribbles down.
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3:41pm Jan 3 2012
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*nods* I be back soon then! *sets off to somewhere to make everything cake*
*Comes back later with giant everything cake* *Sets down in front of them* |
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3:49pm Jan 3 2012
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Where is this somewhere?
I still say you're in legion with the rival kingdom.
Either way, you brought us what we requested. Which means I am partially more pleased than I was previously with you. Before we even begin to try it, though, I need someone to test that it is not poisoned or otherwise altered for either my or Lydia's downfall. I would ask you to, but zombie's are immortal and most if not all hindrances fall flat against them.
We need to seek someone else...
TRON! :D Try this cake.
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3:53pm Jan 3 2012
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Yes, good argument. I would hate to be poisoned by this stranger servant zombie. D< I would rather die a more prideful, and heroic way.. Where is that Tron? Sleeping on the job, is she? I will not stand for that. Each more sixth of a second you make us wait, that's 300 more pounds of pocket lint you must give us! How else are we suppose to grow our kingdom and make cake? If Tron dies.. We wouldn't really care. But you, Mr. Zombie, will pay.
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3:54pm Jan 3 2012
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I live in a villaged called Somewhere... *Pulls out a map and points to somewhere* see.
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