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Euchre

8:17pm Mar 2 2012

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*brings out the pretty puddy cat on a silver tray*
May the best... possible super herp-to-be... hero-to-be, I mean, win.



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zozane008

10:08pm Mar 2 2012

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THEN WHY AM I HERE. >:U




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Palise

8:12am Mar 3 2012

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Because Zozane is a zombie! 

And she happened to get out of the lava pit of despair before her rotten limbs feel apart. Yes, that's what happened! Someone stab her with a pitch fork! Even a spork will do.

Silver tray? 
No one bought a silver tray.. Euc, that is coming out of your non-existent salary.. So, pay up! Silver costs a lot in this age.



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petzareawesome

8:25am Mar 3 2012

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Very well! >:O
But I'll have you know that I am the rock-paper-scissors champion. There are only seven other people that can beat me and they are not here. Haha!
I'm pretty sure my assassins eliminated them because I surely can't have them running around where someone could kidnap them and use them against me in a case such as this one. 

But wait-
If I'm not worth your time, why would you even bother in the first place? 
-scoffs-
Zozo, you should take on Lydia.
That way if you lose, I still have my ti
tle. 
And I don't use up my time on someone who deems I am not worthy of their own.
-dramatic hand swish and back turn-




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zozane008

1:17pm Mar 3 2012

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Zozo not be a zombie. You just 'fraid that I'll beat you. >:U
SO I WILL TAKE YOU ON FFUUUU
/self-esteem booster




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Palise

3:08pm Mar 3 2012

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Oh, Petz. That's what you think.

I paid off your assassins to work for me! They bought me those seven other people straight to my office. I even took a visit to a witch doctor I know, and she told me if I perform the right ritual, I can have those abilities to myself. Which I did, of course. And now, I have 7x the chance of winning! 

Don't assume I'm above beating the small people. True, you're not worth the time of such a regal person me, but I can make  time for you. Because I'm a very generous person. 

YES, ZOZANE. TAKE ME ON.
Double the pleasure! >D



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AJ34Ali

4:08pm Mar 3 2012

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//shuffles over
shouldn't the council have a say, my rulers? :3



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Palise

4:16pm Mar 3 2012

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Depends on who you're rooting for, AJ. ;D



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zozane008

4:22pm Mar 3 2012

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Everyone root for Zozo. U: Because she is awesome.
AND RIDES DINOSAURS.




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AJ34Ali

5:28pm Mar 3 2012 (last edited on 5:29pm Mar 3 2012)

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Why would you even have to ask Lydia, of course I'm rooting for the best ^^
Go Lydia X3



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Palise

5:56pm Mar 3 2012

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/ snaps in Z formation /

You should go buy a batch of signs. On the house! By that I mean your house. ;D



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Iceheart46

6:17pm Mar 3 2012

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Signs come from meeee.  :DD Iceheart Sales Inc. ;D



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zozane008

6:39pm Mar 3 2012

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/dies

Ice better be on mah side. >:U




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AJ34Ali

6:48pm Mar 3 2012

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//places signs around that say "Go Lydia!" and "Lydia for the win!" and such around for all to see 
Anything else my lady? :3



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petzareawesome

7:40pm Mar 3 2012

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It's okay.
I have faith in you, Zozo.
Who need signs?
Signs. Pfft. 
I have fireworks

Very clever, Lydia, but don't think you caught me unaware! I'm quite used to such backhanded possibilities. I do work in a very dark business, after all, and it's all the name of the game. So much so, in order to survive it becomes common sense.  If anything, you've proven to have that much.  Thus posing to be a worthy adversary, as many would not have planned this far. Still, you lack the experience and skill that I carry in the trade. How are you so sure I didn't seek assassins that would make you believe that they are on your side? 
I'll answer that for you-
Nothing. 
Absolutely nothing.
Nada.
Next time you roll the dice think twice~
Keep an eye out dear Lydia. 
;D

-sets off Zozo's fireworks- 83






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zozane008

7:51pm Mar 3 2012

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Fireworks! 8D
Are they edible?
SWEET JESUS LOOK AT ALL THOSE COLORS.
All explodin' in the sky.
HOT DAMN.
Bet you wished you had FIREWORKS like ME. >:U
/extreme luff for petz
Signs are flammable. 8D
SO ARE HOT DOGS.



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AJ34Ali

8:43pm Mar 3 2012

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Not these signs Zozo >D
I always have a plan!!
(and a bonfire :3 and lights that praise Lydia)
YEAH DON MESS WIT MEH!! XP



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zozane008

9:01pm Mar 3 2012

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Hrm...
...But are they pee-proof?



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AJ34Ali

9:20pm Mar 3 2012

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Zozo, they are epic signs that can resist ANYTHING MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! >D



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Euchre

9:47pm Mar 3 2012

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The silver tray... *looks at silver tray*
is MINE
>C
I paid for eet already. AND i coughed up tax in this kingdom for eet. It cost me many a pretty penny.



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