"Just sayin'" Jack grumbled.

((Jack and Kirsty had a *cough* event *cough* Kirsty hurt her paw, Jack helped, and is now regretting it.)) 

Jack sighed awkwardly, setting the puppy on the floor.

((Phail.)) 

The door was suddenly kicked in.

 "Jack, what in the hell happened?"  Growled the annoyed voice of Harley.

Harley in Alexis' body was in the room Harley had crashed in for the night unconcious, sleeping.

"I don;t knwo how that happened, but I do not want it happening again!"

"What the hell is wrong with him?! Is he trying to piss me off?"

Alexis stood up, glaring at him momentarilly. "Okay, look, your the joker, ha-ha-ha, but saying that was a little too messed up, don't cha think?"

"I swear, if he start's calling me 'Harley' in public, I'm gonig to work with Batman....Okay, even that was a bit cruel for a sarcastic joke..."

"Where did that other idiot go? If she's not raiding the refridgerator, god only knows what she's doing in the house...."

Alexis mumbled, looking around.

"Is he insulting me?!"

"What the hell did I do to cause you to- y'know what....."  He couldn;t think of a comeback.

"I....Whatever, before I get too pissed, I'm leaving,"  He snapped, walking over to the refridgerator and grabbed a leather coat Alexis baught two days ago and put it on.

"I'll be back in an hour..."  He near snarled.

"C'mere, you h*e." Jack snarled, grabbing hher and pushing her in front of thefull length mirror.

"See? Someone stole your identity?" He added, laughing. 

"What the hell, you think you can shove me in my own hou-"  He stared at himself a minute.

"Oh...My...God..."

"How did I not notice giant boobs and blond hair...AND A MINI-SKIRT?!"

He strangely didn't feel all that bad in the clothes, that and the fact he always wondered what it woul be liek to be a woman.

He just stared at himself in the mirror until Harley...Uh..Alexis..?  Sorta.  Walking into the kitchen, lookign like he could barely stand.

Alexis tilted his head, staring at his body, and how frail it must look all the time.

"Something happened...." He managed, he had his left hand gripping his right wrist, and was panting, hardly able to catch his beath and leaning against the wall.

"Oh, damn...."  Harely mumbled.  "I forgot about the Aerosol can...Uh.."  He grabbed 'Harley' and began pulling her towards the bathroom, her barely concious, and needing Alexis' help to walk.

"I forgot to use the inhaler after inhaling the computer cleaner, that's the cause for my dizzy-ness and throwing up of the canned food, but not the searing pains in my chest, arm and wrist..."  He though to himself, grabbing an inhaler from the cabinet and shovign it in the others mouth after shakign it.

"And now, ya just mentioned you get high in your house, dumb-as$!  But what's worse is, the situation with me and, sleeping beauty over here...."

He tohught to himself as he propped what had to have been now Harley in his body on the toilet seat, who was now unconcious.

"Hey, Jack, get your a ss in here, will ya?"  He called in hating the queak in his voice.

(Wait, wait, wait, if Alexis knew, then he wouldn't have been doing it. :P  That, and he's been doing Aerosol cans since he was with his step=father. O_O'

And, sorry I've been gone for so long, I got my computer taken for, uh....)

"Damn it, Harley.  Why did you have to come out?!  And whaty the hell is Jack's problem...?"

He managed to carry Alexis' unconcious body into the bedroom.

"Man, Harley, you should work out, more....That side, I'm always doign Aerosol cans....How coem I was so weak that time?  I didn't even do two cans today....And that pain in my chest and side...Damn it, how did I end up as a friggin' girl?!"

He ranted to himself, then went after Jack,

"Oh, right, leave me when it's the most inconvenient time firggin' possible!  Dad of the goddamn year!  Or, right, I still have a bone to pick with him about....Hnn?" 

He noticed a card on the floor.  It was a driver's license with the picture faded, but the name on it was "Johnathan Brimmer' Alexis gasped, makign a face Harley rarely did of pure fear.  Trembling he skidded to the trash and threw it out.

"Oh, god...H-how did that get there?!...Oh, no....."  He realized his phone was ringing, but ignored it.

_________

My cousin keeps screwing up on the spelling of 'Barbra' spelling it either 'Barbar,' or 'Brabra' XD)

Blood splattered against the wall, as the body hit the ground. Gunshot wound in the head. The person that did it was a young beautiful girl clad in black and yellow.

"Bruce, the room's cleared. I thought those two would be here by now," She said, looking around, almost cautiously.

"Patience, Barbra. Malice probably hasen't alerted Joker yet," The man replied over the intercom. "Well, I'm getting tired of waiting!...Wait, whose Malice?" She questioned, tilting her head.

"You'll see when they get here," He replied then the radio shut off.

"Bruce? Bruce? Don't hang up on me!" She hissed. "That's the least of your problems," Growled a voice.

Barbra turned around in time to see a shadow but didn't see where it went.

"Killing innocent children and teacher's, what is wrong with you?!" The woman's voice scolded. "Hey, not my problem," She smirked. "We're just tryign to lure The Joker and this Malice guy here. But if you want to figh-" She got cut off by being thrown to the ground, the woman on top of her surprised her.

"Catwoman? I thought you wre workign with Bruce!" "Changed my mind," She said, attempting to strangle to other, but was quickly turned over, and they both began rollign on the floor in the fight,

(CATFIGHT! XD)

(These are friggin' hillarious, I normally don't look for stupid video's, but I was stressed, and was lookign up another Joker vid and saw these.  And I posted them here so I didn't spam your RP. :P

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((Lol.))

Jack growled again, hearing Harley come after him. "Whatever, Harley. I don't care what he says, he messed up this time." He sneered, before changing and disappearing into the coming darkness.