((Never've heard that blond track joke, but I have heard this:

A couple of blonds walk into a resturaunt. The manager asks them if they're celebrating anything and the blonds say yes. The "reason" they were celebrating was that they finished a puzzle in two weeks when it said 3-5 years on the box.

And when do we start? >:O *will add a werewolf*))

(( We neem the Hydra and Pegasus, and more vampires/werewolves. ^^

Here's another:

A blonde walks into a barber shop. She sits down, and asked for a regular hair-cut. She had these huge head-phones on her ears, so the barber talles her that she would hav eto take them off. the blonde goes 'no! I'll die without them!' so the barber took them off and she died instantly. He put the headphones on to find out what she was listenigng to. It sayts 'breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathout....' LOLZ ))

((Oh, how about:

A blonde was watching the news on a T.V in a bar. The news is showing a man who's supposedly about to jump off a bridge. The bartender says to the blonde, "I'll bet you twenty dollars that the man jumps off that bridge." the blonde says "Okay."

The man ends up jumping off the bridge, and the blonde goes into her pocket saying, "Oh, guess I owe you twenty dollars." The bartender laughs and says, "No, I can't take your money. I saw this on the one'o'clock news today." The blonde then looked up at him. "I saw it too, but I didn't think he would do it again!"

:D))

 (( LOLZ xD))

(( Lolz

How to keep a Blonde busy:

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Human; 

Wolf;

((With Yellowy-Hazel eyes like the Human picture.))^

Name: Hollyn-Anne Lindsay

Age: Sixteen

Gender: Female

Species: Lycan

Crush: Open, Ask~

History: Eh, parents abanndoned her, raised in an orphanage, bitten by a boy there that was a werewolf, and went off to live by herself.

Personality: Very quiet and shy. Nervous and emotional. Intelligent.

Other: None. o_o

Yay :D