((Sorry. Took A LOT longer than I'd thought. :P))

"But I'm not hot," Tsume repiled, confused. She was a naive bunny, nonetheless.

"And she totally doesn't get the hint," Paige said, while writing a bio and shaking her head in displeasure.

Name: Budha Bunny

Age: 1,000 x]

Gender: Male

Bunny Species: Uhh, God Bunny. :P

Looks:  All white with Anime eyes and a fat tummy. ^^;

"Naive, and ignorant child," Nala grunted, smirking at Robert Patterbunny and Tsume.

The vampire smiled wearily, "Ignorance is cute."

((*Lurks*

Robert Patterbunny and Kristen Stewbunny? What the? XD))

((OMG LURKERS!! TAKES SHADOW THE EVIL BUNNY AND WHACKS WITH))

Shadow leaps on the lurkers face from behind the bush and screams "YIPPE KAI YA *Censored because Pet doesn't like cuss words. :3*" Shadow screams and noms on the Lurkers face untill they are siverly bruised.

Nala stared, "Oh dear," She mumbled after a while, "We'll have to pay for the hospital bills."

"No worries," Robert Patterbunny commented, "Us Cullens are rich-"

"You're an actor," The first cut him off dryly, "You're not really a vampire.  It's all make up."

The sparkly bunny burst into tears, "YOU KILL MY DREAMS!"

"Oh noes, she's lost it again," Nala gulped, stepping back and hiding in the closet.

Robert Patterbunny stares at Clover and grabs her, "Why must you be so disturbing, love?" He asked.

"Oooh, he's flirting with another bunny in front of Tsume," Nala closed the closet door again before Clover decided to hit her with a mace.

Tsume stared at Robert Patterbunny, very confused. "What are you doing, Robert Patterbunny?" She asked.

Paige shook her head. "My goodness," She mummured, "That girl doesn't have the brains the good lord gave a sack of potatoes."

"I like sounding out the word potatoes!" Tsume said with a smile. "PA-TAY-TOES! Potty-toes!" Then she laughed.

"Hush, Child," Buddha Bunny shushed Tsume. "Now, sit on the ground with your legs crossed and make this sound: 'Ommm.'" Tsunme nodded, and did as she was told. "Ommmm. OOOMMMM." 

"Om nom nom," Nala mused and began munching on a carrot, "Om...nom...nom."

Robert Patterbunny looked at them, "Why are you saying ommm?  Anyone with spiritual knowledge knows that inner peace comes from acceptance and happiness...not sitting on the ground going OMMMMMMMM."

"The sparkle boy speaks wisdom," Nala cried out and began eating her second carrot.

Buddha Bunny was displeased at Robert Patterbunny's words. "No, 'Tis not, Child!" He roared. "Peace comes from meditation! And And...Talking about your feelings! And...Happiness...Oh wait, you said that. Umm...I've lived longer than you, boy. I know that 'Omming' is good and peaceful."

Tsume, however, agreed with Robert, and got up. "I'm happy right now! And accepting. And I'm happy..." She said, trailing off as she stared at Robert Patterbunny. He was, in her word, a hunksicle.

The mace and sticks broke when they came in contact with Robert Patterbunny.  He smiled at Clover, revealing sparkly white teeth.  In one swift, fluid motion, he swept down and threw away the weaponry.  They smashed into the ground, a billion pieces.  He looked at Clover and smiled.

"Don't be angry," He purred, and put a hand on her shouldere, "Nobody is a freak...it's all in your opinion.  And I like your opinion, sweetheart."

((-dies from Paige's post. XD))

Robert Patterbunny smiled, "Yes, peace and acceptance.  You have no lived longer than me, Buddha.  I know for sure though I will not go into further detail." He smiled at Clover, "And you, my lady, are very good in understanding spiritual concepts." The rabbit bowed to her.

"Oh Lord," Nala giggled

"CHESS I HAVE! IM LIKE 1000 YEARS OLD!!!!!!" Buddha screamed.

"Buddha isn't very peaceful no more," Paige growled, and ripped his bio in half.

Tsume frowned at Robert Patterbunny. "You're a flirter?" She said in confusion.