Clover strolls over to Mimi. " Heya! I'm lost here, do you know were my pet went to?

Me: CLOVER!? I'm not your pet!

Nala snorted, "Bunnies dominate humans...of course you're our pet." She took out a leash and whipped it around Pet's neck.

"OW," She groaned, rubbing her neck where the leash had whipped her, "What was that for?!"

"It was just proof that humans belong on leashes<" The bunny dropped the leash and strolled out of the room.

Clover tugged on the chain leading Fluffy. "Move child!"

Fluffy protested. "Since when was i younger than you!?

"Since the day i decided to eat a carrot" 

"In bunny years, we are your elders," Nala lied, smirking at the human on the chain, "Isn't that right, Clover?"

Pet huffed, "In bunny years, I'm your elders' elder!"

"Then you must be old." She thwacked Pet in the face with the newspaper, "Now shush."

"Hey, there's great Uncle Wolfy!" Nala spun around and twirled a chain in a cowboy-like-fashion.

She flicked her hand and it snapped.  The bunny ran towards him and leapt up into a ninja-like-pose before throwing it around his neck.  Trapped.  She smiled, brown eyes glinting devilishly.  Her pets were always fun to play with.  As the saying goes, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.  She walked over to pet and kicked her hard in the shin.

"OW!" 

Pet crashed to the ground, her face crumpled in pain.  Bunnies were EVIL.

Pet twitched, "Does this make me petty?"

"You were always petty and pathetic, Pet.  It's just knowing the truth that's hard."

CLover: What's petty mean fluff?

Me: Petty is a play on words dear, it could be Petty's name, or like the dictionary says:1 of little importance; trivial.

CLover: You're such a nerd young'n 

"I'm not trivial," Pet burst into tears and hudded in her depression corner, tugging at the chain on her neck.

Nala thwacked her again, "Pathetic humans...always whining and being weird."

"I'M NOT WEIRD!"

"You wish you weren't."

Clover whacks Pet. " Yes you are trivial. All pet's are trivial." 

Fluffy: I hope I'm not trivial. I've got to feed the dogs 

mimi:O.o *falls asleep*

me:O.o that was so random. 

*is backed in a corner* Shelly is a name of a pet. *stares at user* noaw please dun kill me. 

Dogs: GRRRR Rufff RUFF! ( Kill FLuffy and i'll kill you fool) 

"Everything is the name of a pet!" She screamed, wringing her hands and bashing her head into the wall, "Did you know bashing your head into a wall burns 150 calories per hour?"

Nala clicked her tongue disapprovingly, "You need your brain shocked."

"Is this human fighting now!?" Pet screamed again, huddling in the corner, "You know...like dog fighting except human fighting?!'

Nala took the popcorn gratefully, "Thank you.  And yes, we know what dog fighting is.  We're not as...insolent as your race.  But that sounds like wonderful entertainment!" The bunny reaches from behind a chair and withdraws a whip.

Pet gave her the O_O face, "Oh noes." 

Moose: Why HELLO MIMI! *Poke* O.O

Me: *Dance dance*

Pet quivered at the sight of the whip.  She gulped.  Nala smirked and snapped the whip in the air, a crack cutting through the silence.  It struck fear into her heart.  Pet began mumbling about respect to elders and babbling.  After a moment, her blue bunny smiled and cracked the whip to the wall near Pet's head- not close enough to hit, but close enough to send her into a torrent of tears.