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7:00pm May 29 2013
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haha sorry
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7:01pm May 29 2013
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It ok jeff forgives you
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7:05pm May 29 2013
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Jack scratched the back of his head. "Well just don't kill him or anything..." Jack said. He walked over by Jeff and pulled a chair up to sit next to him. "You know the people that hear stories about us think we don't feel pain and were invincible..." Jack shrugged. "They have no idea." he sighed and and looked over to Smile. "Are you ok buddy?" He asked while questioning if he should get a drink. Jack was afraid Ben would get him drunk again.
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7:12pm May 29 2013
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" hey you thirsty Jack " jeff said suddenly as he grabbed crutches from behind the couch " stole these from a man I killed. I was going to use them to hit people with but I guess there useful now " jeff used the crutches as slumped to the kitchen grabbing a few bottle waters. Glimpsed back sitting in the chair again handing the water to Jack " here"
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7:26pm May 29 2013
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Jack chuckled. "Thanks." He said, carefully examining the water before taking a sip. "Well it tastes like water..." Jack said, looking over to Ben. "You didn't do anything to these did you Ben?" Jack growled over to Ben. "I swear if i wake up hung over, your going to be the first thing I kill." Jack said, intending a glare. Jack took a few more sips before setting it on the floor next to his chair. He starred at Rake as he sat in the dog cage. "If I had burst through your window and hurt you and Smile, would you shove me in a cage and attempt to kill me?" Jack asked, not looking at Jeff.
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7:34pm May 29 2013 (last edited on 12:11am May 30 2013)
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" no man...... it just because he tried to kill me a lot of times.......hey why would you ask " Ben lay in the floor as he rolled around obviously high " Ben go somewhere else " Ben stood as he mocked jeff and walked away " man he's got a attitude today" Jeff looked at jack " I'm telling you he is just trying to use you so he can get to slendy and when he dose BOOM he kills us all because no one would help us I mean look at those claws" Jeff stared at the rakes hands " hey want to saw down those claws the we put him I'm the woods somewhere as he's not able to defend himself" Jeff laughed " and you know what when I was asleep one time he came to my house when I was sleeping and tried to cut my throat out" Jeff laughed obviously drunk " hilarious " smile stared at Ben who sat on the couch " ok maybe he took the two bottles that I put liquor in and he drank both of them.......heh" Jeff stared " you trying to poison me boy ill kill you " Jeff stood as he fell to the floor in pain " I ment to do that " he said as he crawled towards Ben as he smacked him upside the head * gangster style* as he crawled back to the chair. Ben rubbed the back of his head " dude what the hell that hurt " Jeff laughed uncontrollably " I think we should put him in his room he's been through a lot today " Ben stared at the floor " I'll watch him till he's normal again but what ever you do DON'T LET OUT THE RAKE " Ben grabbed the leg of Jeff's pants as he slowly put Jeff in his room. Jeff looked around wide eye " oh my god the poney he's back and he brought friend ahhh their so cute....hey don't puke on my carpet bad poneys " but it wasn't the poneys puking it was Jeff who was. Ben closed to door behind him as he sat inside on the floor playing a game as Jeff instantly went to sleep
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7:39pm May 29 2013
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((I have to go, but I'll be on tomorrow and I'll post my eyeless Jack cosplay tomorrow! :D))
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7:41pm May 29 2013
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K later
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11:54pm May 29 2013 (last edited on 11:54pm May 29 2013)
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12:14am May 30 2013
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Angel reread the post before you got off I redid it
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12:21am May 30 2013
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One other thingy here THE PONEYS THEY ARE BACK AND ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL ..........jk....... THEIR JUST GOING TO PUKE OF JEFF'S CARPET WHICH IS JUST JEFF PUKING ON THE CARPET....... Lol
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1:37am May 30 2013
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(BEN PLEASE DON'T MAKE US GO DRUNK AND RUN AROUND LIKE PRETTY PINK PONEYS! Lol)
Slendy looked up at them. "Seriously Ben? I feel like giving you a flying lesson." Slendy said. "So, I gues the rake will have to stay here's for the night." He sighed. He knew he would be able to escape with his long claws and sharp teeth.
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4:04am May 30 2013
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(can't... Stop... Laughing... XD)
Rake growled as he lay in the cage. He was going to be smart now. He was going to make out that he was unable to escape, but when he had stayed still long enough, he would take action. For a good 10 mins or so Rake sat still watching Jeff go crazy. Sometimes, when you watched others get high it could be sorta amusing. When everybody was distracted by Ben and Jeff, he made his move. Rake used his razor sharp teeth to cut the ropes off of him, then sat up and stretched. He then used his magnificent bloodstained claws to tear through the metal bars of the cage like a knife through butter. He leapt out and sighed. "Am I really that bad?" he said in a sarcastic tone. He sighed again and looked at the damage he had done. "heh." he muttered.
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6:18am May 30 2013
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"God damn the Rakes out, and what the heck is that jar Ben?!" Slendy said and snatched the jar off Ben. He looked inside it and accidentaly inhaled. "I'm a birdy SQUAUK SQUAUK SQUAUK!" Slendy was running round the room and jumped out the window. "I believe I can fl..." *SLAT* Just as Slendy said that he hit the ground very hard. "Birdy needs help standing up SQUAUK SQUAUK SQUAUK!" Slendy used his tentacles to move around. "I'm a bird spider now, scuttle SQUAUK scuttle SQUAUK scuttle SQUAUK!"
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8:27am May 30 2013 (last edited on 9:16am May 30 2013)
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I'm a bird spider SQUACK scuttle
Jeff looked out the widow " hey it's Spiderman Spiderman I need a ride take me to poney land" jeff jumped on the back of slendy as he puked over the side of him " ew the poneys are puking again " jeff fell back as he stared into the sky sitting back up " TO NARNIA" he suddenly yelled " hey slendy how could this happen to you you don't have a nose " he began to laugh uncontrollably " wait.... HEY THAT PONEY IS MOCKING ME DO YOU SEE THAT DO YOU SEE IT " jeff pulled the knife from his pocket lets get him slendy " FOR NARNIA"
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Ben noticed the rake and what he did to smile he ran hoping the rake wouldn't catch him. " holy mother Jesus run " he yelled to himself as ran and hid behind Jack " I'm scared " he sais as he hid behind the back of the chair." Man now we have to deal with the rake and two high idiots......wait a minute " Ben looked as he pulled out some the insides " I'm sorry you know daddy loves you " Ben peeked from behind the chair throwing the drugs at the rakes face."it should be taking effect now " Ben grabed smile as he looked at Jack " you take care of.....that and me and smile will will get slendy and jeff.... mostly jeff"
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8:42am May 30 2013 (last edited on 8:42am May 30 2013)
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What you all have been waiting for
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9:17am May 30 2013 (last edited on 9:19am May 30 2013)
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(I LOVE YOU HALEE!!!) "TO NARNIA!" Slendy shouted and slowly started crawling away into the forest. "Spiderman needs to churp at the top of the tree, hold on!" Slendy said as he climbed up the tree. "CHURP CHURP CHURP!" Slendy said at te top of his voice once he climbed up. "Where should we go first? Poney land or Narnia?" He asked.
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9:28am May 30 2013
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Jeff couldn't hold on until he fell off hitting his head on the ground " ah what happened what am I doing in the woods......as God whats that hideous thing " jeff limped from the woods as he noticed Ben riding smile like a horse " jeff jeff " Ben was yelling as he carried the crutches " what is it Ben what happened " Ben handed jeff the crutches " no time just come on " jeff limped away into the house as he noticed the rake " oh God what happened to him " Ben looked over and grinned " well he got out so I threw pot in his face no biggy " Ben jumped off of smile " he is higher then I've ever been so he's going to be like that a while " jeff stared " take the rake home I done with him " Ben nodded as he grabbed the rakes hand and dragged him home.
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9:33am May 30 2013
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"Oh no come back my Poney friend!" Slendy said as he ran towards Jeff and dragged Jeff towards him with his tentacles. "Yay Poney friend is back!" He hugged Jeff tightly and started juggling with him. "I'm the best juggler in the world!" He said once he grabbed everyone else.
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9:46am May 30 2013
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Oh God no " Jeff had to act like he was high to get slendy to let everyone go " can't believe I'm doing this...... hey slendy you go get the poneys their headed to your house " jeff finnaly made his way out of being juggled as he landed in a tree " aw my arm " jeff looked at his foot noticing the hole gone " man I heal fast " jeff jumped from the tree as he grabed his knife he dropped " oh slendy you better put them down and get those poneys " jeff managed to grab Ben as he fell from the air. " Ok now give me smile slendy or no children sundaes "
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