Lol, awsome. XD  Do we put up a bio or osmething? XD

I can just imagine Joker with evil Chipmunks, it's hilarious. XD  Never tohught I'd imagine Alucard yelling  ALVEN! though. o_o'  Actually I tihnk we should all have shared control over Alucard, that would make it even funnier. XD

Blood was everywhere, little bodies, not of zombies, but of...Rodents?  There was the smell of blood, gunpowder, and pie, yes, cocoanut cream pie, to be excact, makign the air foul.

On the bovied of the Chipmunk, what didn't get their heads blown off, they seemed to have..Masks?  And sick twisted smiled, painted on.

"Hmm.  Now, that was a waste of bullets.  Should have gotten Seras on that..."  The red-leather-clad figure commented to himself.  He turned around, hearign the sick cackling of what was apperently a clown comming from the darkness, in a suit.

"Well, aren't you an interesitng character?"  The clown laughed.  Alucard said nothing.  Grant it, he was tempted, but he didn't even know what was gonig on.

"Where's the boy?"  He asked.  He only got more laughter.  "Boy?  Hmm?  You mean the boy-blunder?  With Batman, of course!"  He laughed, as if this was osmesort of joke, but Alucard wasn't laughing.

"The wizard.  Now, start talking, or I'll put you through so much hell, you'll be sane," He threatened, makign the clown stop laughing.  "Hmmm?  Oh, liek that's an insult, Big red.  You'll just need to get aquainted with a few more of my pet's!" He cackled, as more of the little mutant hapsters invaded the scene.

(Sorry. DX)

((Meh, I'm pretty braindead too :3 ))

"What the..."

That was the reaction of every witch and wizard in Hogwarts. It had been long past the whole Voldemort deal. Things had been running smoothly. Everyone was able to relax and set their minds on school.

It was on one certain cl*censored* day (Divination in fact) that.... something odd occured. The teacher had gone into some rant about that tomorrow the moon would spin out of orbit and destory the earth as we know it. All the students in the cl*censored* were divided into two groups: The incredibly idiodic ones who actually payed attention and those who were bored out of their minds and thought that this cl*censored* was an absolute waste of time and completely rediculous.

Sitting at one of the tables, reading a muggle comic book, was a girl by the name of Ciara (pronounced like Kira).  Her finger nails were painted black and were a bit long, she had on really heavy make up and looked extremely goth. Her hair was jet black (although there was one pink highlight in it). Her robes she had on were sloppily worn. Despite these appearances she was actually smiling a bit, hiding her Batman comic away from the teacher. You see she had actually made friends with batman (that is a story for another time) and even though she really didn't think the comics were all that great, they were better than listening to Divination. And that's when it happened. They invaded.

The undead zombie chipmunks. ((-tries hard not to laugh while writing-))

It was quite strange. Nobody in the cl*censored* new how exactely they had invaded. But now they were in the cl*censored*room. Ciara got a good look at one later and found that they had contorted smiles on their faces. They had dilapidated bodies and fangs. Their red eyes searched for... meh, still trying to figure that one out.

"What the... bloody hell!" Ciara shouted as a zombie chipmunk sunk it's teeth onto her robes.

"S-stupefy!" she pointed her wand at it. The chipmunk fell to the floor unconscience.

((Hmm... how do you think we'll meet up? ))

(Go ahead.  I'll take Robin. XD)

"What the hell?" The woman was british, and she had long, black hair.  She  had blue eyes, and knew her mother would not aprrove of this.  She also knew her mother would have the perfect weapon to deal with these little freaks.

"ALUCARD!"  She yelled, as three were about to charge at her, and naother girl yelled srtupify.

"Hmmm?" Alucard had just smacked the three in one swoop, his arms were soakign wet. "A-alucard, what are these?!"  She asked. "Well, Jr, it would appear the Joker needs to be waterboarded again.."  Alucard Snarled.

"Get everyone out of here,"   ALucard said as he took out his prized guns and shot at the monsters.

((lol that works ))

"Right," Ciara muttered. She looked around at the chaos and shouted in a loud voice to her fellow cl*censored*mates. "Get the hell out of here!" All of them either jumped out the window (don't ask) or ran out the door to hide elsewhere. Ciara snapped her head towards Alucard.

"You mean that dumb clown's responsible for these.." she broke off  to stun another zombie chipmunk "..things?"

(I don'tk nwo what the hell they are, ask Joker. XD)

Alucard ignroed the girl, stuck in his own happy fanstasy as he blew littler rodents everywhere.  Two of them were chewing on a Chandelear rope. (My epic typo. XD) and the large gl*censored* ob
ject fell right on Alucard, blood spewing everywhere.

""Petrificus Totalus!"  The girl shoutede.  Everyone called her junior, becasue she was named after her mother.

"Hey, Ciara, let's go, Alucard can hadnel this!"  She yelled. (You, obviously, knwo who she is by now. XD)

Alucard's blood was spattered everywhere and a bit of it got onto her robes. She scowled.

"Right," she said. "Over here." She beckoned to a hidden trap door which lead to (I dunno.)

((phail post Dx)) 

( ._.'  Uhmm.....That makes me think of Feda....Which is suspiciously close to Festish.  Uh, anyway, you can be a made up character.  You knwo what's gonig on?

(This is okay, right, Nightmare? XD)

((I have a made up personage so sure. And Snape would be hillarious!!!!

And Kia... I have no idea who that character is. ?_? Who is she? If it has to do with Hellsing, well, I've only read the first volume xD))

The trap door lead to a small room with strange things stocked on the dusty wooden shelves. It was kind of cramped.

"We can get out of here more easily this way... I think this is Snape's potion store..." Ciara muttered. Of course, as soon as she said this, the door ahead of them opened, and Snape himself entered the store room.

"And what are you doing here, Miss Leslion? Inviting some of you friends outside of the castle to have a little party in the potion master's store room?" he said. He raised his wand slowly, about to probably jinx them...

The girls scowled, her long black hair getting pushed behind her back.

"I am Saphire Jane Hellsing, Daughter of Integra Hellsing, and there has been a strange outbreak of little animals, that my bodyguard is taking care of in cl*censored*.  I need to get to weither my mother, or my butler, Walter, and figure out wither who put these things here, or get Alucard to kill the source.  Alucard is my bodyguard,"  She explained, lookign around rather nervously, blue gaze starting away from Snape to examine what appeared to be a white ghost with red hair run by rather quickly.