Alexis smirekd and stood up.  "Hmm, always count on me, eh?"  He said, then jokingly punched his shoulder back.  Then streched.  The dog jumepd up and began snarling at Alexis, baring it's teeth viciously.  Alexis went still, turned to the dog, and took a step back, but tripped on his untied shoelace and fell..Uh..Well...On his as.s. (XD) The dog took several steps closer to Alexis, who was shaking rather violently, not even bothering to try and move.

"...C....C...C-c-call....You...Y-you..D-d-dog...Please...Brett....."  He finnaly managed, as the dog was now in the perfect position to rip his face off.

(Okay, if there is a problem with that post I will be more than happy to edit it to our liking. xD)

((Its fine! Please tell me if I seem controlling of the dog))

Brett stared at the dog, completley surprised and horified. Reaching forward to try and grab the dogs collar, he thought better of it as the dog turned its head and snarled at hm, as if daringhim to touch him. Bolting to the couch, he gabbed a sharp edged pictureframe and chucked it at the dogs head, hoping to distract him long enough for Alexis to run.

(Tee hee, no.)

The dog turned and began barkign madly, gaving Alexis time to stand in and edge his was to the door.  The dog, then turned to Alexis, and the two just stood there, the dog's teeth bared, while Alexis was doing his best not to freak.  He slowly took a step back, not darign to break eye contact and then quietly said: Go into the living room...Close the door when I get there...."  He said quietly, waiting for Brett to move. 

(We have a door on our living room, that okay?)

((Okay))

Brett nodded, almost not seeing Shade but seeing a large rabid Saint Bernard that slaughtered his father. Breathing shallow, he edged his way to the door trying to keep a eye on Alexis as well since he knew he hated big dogs. Feelin h door on his outstreched hands, he backed into it and motioned with his head or Alexis to follow.

Alexis took several baby steps back, the dog following and when he was over the threshold he slammed the doog shut, hearing mad barking and scratching. Alexis sat on the flkoor, still shaking, eyes wide.  "..W-w-where t-t-the h-h-hell did you g-g-get h-h-im?  The-the-the friggin' military?!"  He said, breathign hard as if he were running very fast.  "T-t-tried to k-k-kill us!"

"..Y-y-yeah, I'm mervelous.  I j-just need a n-n-new pair of p-p-pants, got any th-that fit?" He said unable to keep the shakiness out of his voice  He ran a hand through hsi hair several times, then said:

"Now w-we kn-kn-know w-why he wuh-wh-was for f-fr-fr-free!" The scratching and the barking finnaly subdued.