A man decided to go check on Sara and Eric.  It wasn't because they were being very noisy or anything, but because he wanted to see if they were ready.  Ready to have access to all the features like the spa and a few other things.  He walked slowly, his footsteps very quiet.  Reaching for his pocket, he listened a little, hearing Sara saying about getting out.  He took out his keys, which made a jingle noise, and stuck it in the lock.  When he twisted it the knob made a click noise and he opened the door slowly.

He walked in, actually, only stepped in, and studied them for a moment.  "You already know that he's a vampire, right?" The man asked, wanting to make sure she knew.  Everyone should know by the time they are ready to have access to all the features that their partner is a vampire.  "And you two seem like you're ready.  Come with me."

He motioned for them to follow, and began to walk out of the room.  He was going to show them some of the things they'd have access to, and the rest he'd leave for them to find out on their own. 

((Sasa? Lol!))

Sara walked slowly trying to figure out escape routes. She tried to hide her intentions, but they were probably obvious. She noticed that there was only one man. She could probably take on just one, but two, that would be difficult. She watched the man and calculated his strengths and weaknesses.

((Oh no! xD))

Eric wasn't paying attention to anyone at the moment, only the sounds of more and more hearts as he pa.ssed by the rooms. He needed to feed and he needed to do it soon or Sara was going to be lunch and that wouldn't definitely cause they a 'step back' in their 'relationship'.  

The man farted then started to do the cha cha.  He screamed and tore his hair out then ate it, burping loudly afterwards.  "Woopee!!!" He screamed, smacking his butt and spinning.  He noticed the shocked look on Sara and Eric's face, and looked puzzled.  "But I thought you were ready.....?" He shrugged and continued farting and smacking his butt.

((Lol just kidding. xDDD  Ignore that post.  Here's the real one. :P))

The man walked into a room, where he motioned for Sara and Eric to sit.  "I'll explain to you about the extra features." He said, walking to the table.

Sara pulled her hair to the side without remembering all the vampires in the rooms and the one next to her. She played with her hair while still walking into the room. She decided that the man that was guiding them was a bit too strong for her to take him on.

((I'm being bad by tempting Eric... I also didn't have anything else to type...))

((I added my post to my new thread in the 'writing' section. xD  It has funny posts that I made, like the man farting and tearing his hair out. :P))

"You will now have access to extra features like the spa," He said, gesturing towards a door.  "And basically every place here.  Not much of a help, but now you know that you have access to everything and may leave your room anytime you want."  He handed Eric the keys.  "And if you try to escape the guards will get you."

"Okay, so..... bye." The man said, and he began to walk away.  He didn't seem to answer Eric.

((-fail-)) 

The man continued walking, and feared that Eric was following, so he went a little faster and went into his office.

((-fail- Dx)) 

Eric closed his eyes, he had to get out of here or he was going to kill Sara. he actually like this human, the first one that he had ever been able to tolerate and he was going to kill her. He had heard about vampires that could drink from humans but not kill them.

But he could never do that, he enjoyed the fear humans automatically felt towards him too much and he just got excited and killed them. Its not like he wanted to kill them he just.... why was he thinking about this? he was making himself worse!

He groaned and pinched the bride of his nose.