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1:00pm Jan 12 2010
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"Hmph." Total pouted. He stuck his nose in the air and trotted off, muttering. "Alright, thumbs. Fine. Why couldn't those ludacris idiots at the Institute graft me some blasted thumbs?"
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1:01pm Jan 12 2010
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(Yay! New page! Lol, my friend I used to rp in a notebook with and I used to write 'I got New Page!' every time we'd start on a New Page. I couldn't help myself...) |
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5:46pm Jan 12 2010
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((You jsut said I could be Fang and Angel, but then ferret took Fang. How is that fair?))
Just make it green, blue, white, and swirly. :D
~Sea
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6:04pm Jan 12 2010
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((@SeaDragon Oh! I'm so sorry! @Ferret Yeah, I'm sorry to you, too. But, can you pick someone else. I had a brain fart. Gah.))
~Skits&IG!
"Spiders! Spiders! They, they want me to tap dance, but I don't want to tap dance." ~ Ron Weasly
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8:18pm Jan 12 2010
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Nudge stepped aside as Total stalked past her into the kitchen, grumbling about thumbs and his lack of them. She raised an eyebrow, the morning's sleepyness fading rapidly, "Morning Total, what's wrong? Are you still angry about all that dogfood Dr. M's trying to feed you? I mean, it's not really fair on Magnolia if you get to eat human food and she's stuck with that disgusting-smelling stuff that comes out of a can! Where's your sense of fairness, Total?" she asked, crossing her arms. Total glared at her as she dug in the refridgerator for some orange juice. |
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8:18pm Jan 12 2010
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Nudge stepped aside as Total stalked past her into the kitchen, grumbling about thumbs and his lack of them. She raised an eyebrow, the morning's sleepyness fading rapidly, "Morning Total, what's wrong? Are you still angry about all that dogfood Dr. M's trying to feed you? I mean, it's not really fair on Magnolia if you get to eat human food and she's stuck with that disgusting-smelling stuff that comes out of a can! Where's your sense of fairness, Total?" she asked, crossing her arms. Total glared at her as she dug in the refridgerator for some orange juice. |
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8:18pm Jan 12 2010
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Nudge stepped aside as Total stalked past her into the kitchen, grumbling about thumbs and his lack of them. She raised an eyebrow, the morning's sleepyness fading rapidly, "Morning Total, what's wrong? Are you still angry about all that dogfood Dr. M's trying to feed you? I mean, it's not really fair on Magnolia if you get to eat human food and she's stuck with that disgusting-smelling stuff that comes out of a can! Where's your sense of fairness, Total?" she asked, crossing her arms. Total glared at her as she dug in the refridgerator for some orange juice. |
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8:22pm Jan 12 2010
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((Holy crap I posted 3 times. My bad.)) |
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8:22pm Jan 12 2010
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Max walked into the the kitchen and ruffled Nudge's already messy hair. "Don't even try it, Nudge." She sighed. "Total, why don't I make you some food to eat?" She offered, then muttered to herself. "Maybe then you'll learn to appreciate your dog food."
~Skits&IG!
"Spiders! Spiders! They, they want me to tap dance, but I don't want to tap dance." ~ Ron Weasly
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8:22pm Jan 12 2010
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Total looked up at her, a scadalized look crossing his face. "Well, maybe you should feed both of us something better than that terrible 'dog food' garbage! That would be truly fair! A little filet minon, some chicken cordon bleu, a little roast duck? Those things wouldn't hurt, would they? I'm sure Iggy would be delighted to make them."
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8:24pm Jan 12 2010
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(We must've posted at the same time, Skits. :D ) Total made a disgusted face. "I'll stick with the swill, thanks, Maximum. At least I'll be guarnteed to survive eating that stuff." He yawned and stretched. "Where's the rest of our little feathered family? Still sleeping?" |
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8:34pm Jan 12 2010
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Max gaped at the little pooch, offended. "I am not that bad of a cook!" She countered. "I made lunch one day and everyone survived." She thought for a moment. "Though they were blowing chunks the rest of the week, that's beside the point. You're a dog, you have a strong stomach." She shook her head and combed her fingers through her messy brown hair. "Anyway, yeah, they're all asleep, why don't you go lick 'em awake or something dog-like like that?"
~Skits&IG!
"Spiders! Spiders! They, they want me to tap dance, but I don't want to tap dance." ~ Ron Weasly
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8:38pm Jan 12 2010
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Total stuck his toungue out in disgust. "Lick them awake? Do you even know where some of them have been?! Gazzy's constantly dirty, Fang seems to be boycotting the shower, and as for Iggy? There are things so disgusting about him, I'm sure some of them are illegal in the U.S. You go lick them up if you want. No thanks for me."
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8:43pm Jan 12 2010
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Max rolled her eyes and squatted down to look him in the eye. "Total, we're trying to live a normal life now. You are a dog. You do dog-like things, and that includes licking, biting, and playing. You eat dog food and drink from a water bowl. You do not act like a prissy cat by sticking your nose up at your food. So lose the attitude for normal-ness sake. Please?"
~Skits&IG!
"Spiders! Spiders! They, they want me to tap dance, but I don't want to tap dance." ~ Ron Weasly
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9:05pm Jan 12 2010
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Total raised an eyebrow at her, then let out a dramatic sigh. "Fine, Maximum, I shall play the part of the obedient canine companion and bend to your "superior" human will. I guess there are worse parts to play on the world's cruel and heartless stage. So, what task would you have me perform first? Shall I go and ingest the germs for some terrible infection by licking the Flock out of their slumber, or would you prefer me to shame myself by marking a tree in the front yard with my own bodily fluids? Really, Max, this is such a travesty to waste my superior intellect by becoming a meer, common house pet."
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1:34am Jan 13 2010
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((Okay. Im officially phail. >>)) A blonde haired boy rounded the corner of the room, bouncing and looking wide awake as he looked from Total to Max. "Morning Max. Is Total in one of his rant moods?" Gazzy asked, Stretching his awms overhis head. His eyes widened and he inched away from the spot he had just resided in. "Don't walk there for another hour." He said, moving to stand by Max. "What's there to eat?"
Resident mounted archer
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5:23am Jan 13 2010
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Nudge covered her nose, running from the kitchen with tears in her eyes. "Gazzy!" she shrieked, "You're disgusting!" The 8 year old's laughter followed her into the living room, her gl*censored* of orange juice completely forgotten. She glanced at the empty living room, a grin spreading across her face. She dove onto the couch, snatching the remote and hugging it to her chest. "Hah! The remote's mine, Gazzy!" |
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5:25am Jan 13 2010
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((What the hell? It censored gla ss? Fine, rescreatu! Her CUP of orange juice. Yeesh.))
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5:30am Jan 13 2010
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Max shook her head at her family. "If one of you can somehow drag Iggy down here, we'll have food." She said to Total and the Gasman. "And Total, why don't you go bark at some pedestrians or something." She called over her shoulder as she joined Nudge in the living room. She took a seat at the end of the couch and stared mindlessly at the TV.
~Skits&IG!
"Spiders! Spiders! They, they want me to tap dance, but I don't want to tap dance." ~ Ron Weasly
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5:58am Jan 13 2010
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"Max? MAX!?" Nudge cried, waving her hand in front of Max's face. "I've been calling your name for like five minutes now! I can't remember what I wanted to ask you, but I think it had something to do with that guy on the TV... I can't remember his name, but he was talking about something called the Vernon Institute and great leaps in the genetic field, and I was just thinking about how much that sounded like- hey, are you even listening to me?!" |
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