-Headtilt- He's not even your real son, damnit, and I'm gonna prove it! *Takes Alexis, who is now the size of my thumb, and places him in Joker's pocket on his shirt.
"I'm currently 14 inches tall, what do you think is concerning me more, sanity or or the fact you can dress me in a goddamn KEN OUTFIT!?" Alexis shouted attempting to get out of the pocket. "What the hell'd I just step in? O_o;"
Hey hey, Chance does not hate you. It's Matt that hates you, giving you that damn past of yours. Chance was nice enough to make sure I was your father. Honestly, who can be a cooler father?
"And on THAT note, Matt thinks Chancia's an insensitive jerk for not running that by her!" Alexis growled.
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