((XDDDD))

Toby laughed, coming back out of the bathroom.

"Don't be so mean to them, Alex. They're all but raping you." 

Alexis was drnkign out of a water bottle, and when the other male said the word 'rape' he gagged on his water, causeing himself to almost choke.

"What did I tell you abotu saying that?!"  He managed wiping his mouth off with the back of his hand and inhaling deeply, almost getting the bandages wet.

"And yeah.  Ivy's probably more tollerable than Harley, though, and the only reason why that idiot's around is because of Jack...."  He said, then glanced over at him.

"I wonder if he knows about that thing yet....Oh, god, he doesn't...."

"My bad, dude. I forgot..." Toby said apologetically, sympathy in his eyes. Jack shot him a mean glare, causing him to flinch.

"I said sorry, jeez." Watch your mouth next time, idiot..." Jack muttered, rolling his eyes. 

Alexis looked at the both then finsihed the water bottle, throwing it in the garbage.

"Wow, Gilbert, what say we find out what Harley did to dad's room?"  He questioned, makignm his hand look like a mouth.

"Yes, Alexis, I say we should,"  He said making an impression of Jack's voice.

"Of course, but do we really want to?  I mean, this was Harley in his room, this could be dangerous, Gilbert!"

"Oh, Alexis, I've watching Brokeback Mountain with you, and the slit-mouthed woman, and I'm your 'special' hand.  We can handle anything!"

"Okay, Gilbert, but only if you promise to be quiet.  I hear talkign agrivates people."  "But Alexis, we're not talking.  You friggin' nuts!"

"Oh, ho, Gilbert!"

(Hius 'Special' hand is actually innocent, because he's left-handed. XD)

"GROSS!" Toby yelled, covering his ears. "I cried when I saw Brokeback Mountain! A total downfall for poor Heath Ledger!!"

"Hey, watch yourself!" Jack yelled, his cheeks heating up at the talk of the movie 

((Get it?? Heath Ledger played the Joker!! xD)) 

9Yes, and I finally watched it last night, and am hellbent on makign an RP about it...1X1 with someody...)

"Sorry, Heath..Uh, I mean Jack! (Lol, JACK TWIST! XD)" He said putting his hands up. "And Brokeback Mountain seriously made me cry at the end..."  He sighed, feelinmg awkward.

(Ohh, idea. :D)

((ME!!))

"Whatever..." Jack sighed, turning his head away from them. "It was FAKE. Nobody gets that!!" 

"I know it was fake....But still..."  He said, then sat on the chair.

"Hey, Jack.  Want to solve a riddle?"

(Wait.  You'd actually do the RP with me? O_O' *Doesn'tknowifsheshouldgethypedyet*)

((Lol. Joined already.))

"But still what?" Jack said, his eyebrow quirked in a warning.

"I'm good with riddles. Hit me." 

((iBump.))

KIAPET 

"Nope.  A redneck coffee table,"  He said looking at the table.

(Can I send you an Alexis-themed Fiction?)

((Sure.))

"Wow, kid." Jack laughed. "I would ask what runs through you're head, if I didn't already know." 

(As a warning, it starts out with the kid being intterogated, and it has VERY LITTLE, but some R-rated stuff, if you know what I mean.  Other than that, it shouldn't have anything else in it, if it does, I will give you a warning, okay?

I also had an idea for a running gag.  What if occasionally Alexis had a ctue little animal like a ferret or something and Jack killed it in humorous or unintentionally gruesom ways?  )

"Ouch,"  He smirked.  "There are a few I got form the riddler, trying to get me to talk, but I'd give the punchline away,"  He sighed.

((Alright,))

Jack laughed, shaking his head. "I've got a few from Edward, too." He started, grinning. " What odd number becomes even when beheaded? The more you have of it, the less you can see, what is it? What is the moon worth? What had two legs, but nothing else?" He said, slowly laying out the different riddles.

"You heard me before, yet you hear me again. 'Till I die and you call me again. What am I? He has married many women, but has never married. What is he? I know a word of letter three, add two and fewer will be. What is the word? No sooner spoken then broken. What is it?" He added.

"The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?" Toby added out of nowhere. 

"...Uhhh....."  Alexis tilted his head, then bonked hsi ehad on the table, thinking.

"..The first one is seven, because take of the 's' and it's even.  The secodn one is either darkness, or in my case Astigmatism.  Just kidding the last bit...If not darkness, then Glaucoma,"  He said half-laughign in the last bit.

"Third, I wll probably get wrong, but....Uh....On secodn thought, it probably has to do with that whole equader thing, which I was never good at, and half moon, quarter moon, full moon..Uh...Quarter..Dollor?  Nhh.  Have to get back to you. "  He rolled his eyes, hurtign hsi brain.

"God, why didn;t I go back to the specimine?  Now, I'm back to my riddlign days, where I confused even my step-father, and he was good at riddles, if nothing else."

Fourth oen is.....Is...Oh, jeeze...Is...Uh....Hang on.....Socks?  Stockings?  Shoes?  No, shoes don't have legs, unless they are high heels..."  He muttered, drummings his fingers on the table.

Fith, you have me stumped.  Death?  Name?  Love?  I'm gonig to have to get back to you. 

Uh...Rapist?  Freeloader?...God.  I heard of this wristband, thinggy that aome people wear, that they are supposedly married to god if they wear it....I guess that might be it?  I'll have to get back on that one.

Seven is the word 'few' I think, it's been ages since I've heard that one.

sixth is Fragile?  Silence?  A promise?  A lie?  My step-father promising to leave me the hell alone for one friggin' night, I'm sure one of them are it.  Toby, figure it out on your goddamn self......Fine, fine, the letter 'E'...Okay, I sorta cheated on the last one, because I read a fanfiction to get that one.  But it counts, because I remembered!"  He said, defendantly crossing his arms.

(How did I do?  Did I get any right? >_>'  )