((ok i iz starting. plz reed my post. it epic.))
The spy was wearing all pink, and has too much pink makeup on. She was terribly overweight, and was hungry. She took out a bib and wrapped it around her neck, took out a fork and spoon, then took out some salt. She put everything to the side then screamed like an idiot and tore her hair out. She stuffed her hair in her mouth and swallowed, burping loudly afterwards. She snapped her gigantic fingers and a Pegasus came into the room.
"Oh goodies!" She exclaimed, getting ready to pounce. The Pegasus whimpered and stared at her in horror, but it was too late. She leaped onto the Pegasus, her enormous body cracking it's spine and ribs. After 1.05 seconds the Pegasus died, and was buried in the graveyard for Pegasus that get killed by enormous women.
It's grave said: 'Pinky, the poor Pegasus who was killed by a enormous woman who claims to be a spy.' The enormous woman walked over to the Pegasus' grave and dropped flowers by it, then accidentally farted, causing the flowers to turn brown and all the birds and butterflies dropped dead. She then walked away casually, as if nothing had happened.
Edward Cullen was outside, giving Bella a ride. "Edward, you are so sparkly!" Bella exclaimed. "And i'm so awesome and pretty and beautiful and awesome and beautiful and awesome and awesome and awesome and pretty and pretty awesome and awesome pretty and beautiful and pretty and famous."
"Yes you are." Edward said. Then his nose fell off. "Sorry." Edward said, embaras.sed. "I don't actually have a nose, mine is plastic." He picked up his nose and put it back on, but then his head fell off and he died. The end.
((Lol not really. xD))
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