Kaina: I have no idea what to say.

Idea: Say you went over and brought the biggest cake in the whole universe with you!

Kaina: Hey, I borugt a cake with me whole universe.

Idea: *bangs Kaina's head* Say exactly what I say, not gibberish!

Kaina: Gibberish.

Idea: *groans*

Tre'- Cake? WHERE!
Scourge- *faicepalms*
Jacoby- i want cake...
Punky- Shut up jacoby...
Jacoby- What about tre'?
Punky- Tre's a crazy person, he's aloud to be like... that
Jacoby- =[ i wish i was a crazy person
Scourge- dunn worry! you are... *whisperes* just not as crazy as tre'...
Tre'- Q.Q <--- IT'S A CHEETAH!
Jimmy- ...how exacly?
Tre'- BECAUSE! it is...

KoT: [smiling] Stud muffin is a name. [hands Stud to Zehorse and puts liger mask on Stud] There's your perfect! ^^ [goes over and cuddeles w/ Mr. Liger]

ML: [frowning while sitting on a rock] If only Lance would love me... [has idea, digs up famous/infamous DNA ray gun, and zaps a tree into a human that looks like Lance]

Lance-tree: BUWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! I'm free! >:D World domination!!!!!!!!!!!! [runs away to White House]

(( O.o? XD ))

Mr.liger- O.O' should i be scared NOW?
Tre'- yeah...
Billie- hey! You've got a stalker~ =D
Mr.liger- O.O
Jacoby- o-wow... mr.liger really is a studmuffin! XD
Punky- *faicepalms* I'm surrounded by morons
Scourge- no no! more liek dis... *carface voice* MORONS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!!!
Punky- O.O

Me: I ISH EVIL MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!  8D
Ribunny: Your not a monkey... your a human!  .... I think o.o
Me: Humans and monkies share the same jeans! .... OMG!  THE MONKEY TOOK MY JEANS!  GIVE ME MY JEANS BACK MONKEY OF JEANNESS!!!
Monkey: RAWR!!!  *Mauls*
Me: Nuuu!!  Its eating my face offfff!!! D8
Monkey: No, I just came to return your jeans.  Have a nice day.  *Leaves*
Me: ... o3o
Miles: Wait... If the monkey just gave you your jeans... THAN YOUR NOT WEARING PANTS!!! D8
Me: Really? o3o
Rubie: *Stares*
Me: Er.. Rubie, you have been staring at my underwear for an unconferably long time o.o

Tre'- JEANS! *rips off pants*
Everyone- *eye twitch*
Jacoby- *is dead*
Scourge- O.o i think you killed jacoby....
Tre'-, no he just choked on hi puke =D
Everyone alive- *more eye twitch*
Scourge- ANYWAY! you should see my friends, eye twitch XD it's funny
Jacoby- *is still dead*
Billie *points at Jacoby* uhmm... shouldn't we do something about this?
Mike- O.O
Scourge- nahhh. He'll ressurect in about... 2 posts
Mike- O.O?
Billie- WTF DOES THAT MEAN!
Scourge- everything...
Mike- everything?
Reverend- Nothing...
Billie- i'm scared...
Tre'- *rips off billies pants* YOU DON'T LIKE PANT! WHY ARE YOU WEARING THEM?
Scourge- *pukes*
Lauren- *looks at billie* SPLEEEEE!! *goes to attack*
Tre'- *beats with a fly swatter* NO! BEGONE!
Lauren- =[
Jenn- Owned, owned, owned, you got own-
Tre'- *beats jenn with the fly swatter* NYUUUU!

Me: Must.Kill.Someone.With.Cookie.
Miles: o.o
Ribunny: O.O
Rat: O.o
Rubie: oo
Sneak: O.O.O.O.O.O.O
Swift: D8
Dot: o3o
Me:  WTF?!!?  SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING!!!
Miles: ... Something.
Me: *Hits Miles with a plunger* The OTHER something!
Miles: I think this plunger has been just used D8
Me: *Hits Miles again* DO NOT QUESTION THE POO GOD!

Tre'- POO GOD!
Everyone alive- *faicepalms*
Scourge- POO GOD(s)
Tre'- O.O OHMYPOOGOD HIGHFIVE!
Scourge- *highfives*
Punky- oh my POO god? wtf?

Me: OMPG!!!!  8DDDD  WE SHOULD START A NEW RELIGION!!!  8DDDD  WE PREY AT THE TOILETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  8DDDDDDD
Miles: O.o
Me: *Eats chocolate*
Miles: I don't think thats chocolate....
Me: ...... D8

Confused: I understand that!
Intelligence: Derf.
Goth: I LUV RAINBOWS!
Hippy: We will fall into a meaningless abis.
Ink: I go in a pencill
Lead: I go up your-
Me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Tre'- *is serious*
Scourge- alright, someone officially destoryed the space time continum...
Billie- O.O WHTA HAPPENED TO TRE'!
Punky- wtf?

Me: It seems we all have been made the opposite of what we originaly were.  Now if you exuse me, I am off to not move for more more then 3 secounds.  *Sits calmly*
Ribunny: DERRRRRRRPHHH
Miles: I LOVE DOGS!  I think they are so cute!  Humans are cool too!  I'm not the most importent one here!
Dot: *Meditates*
Ratt: *Goes sky diving* I LOVE DANGER!
Amber: *Smiles* Who wants a cookie?
Slasher: .... I LOVE YOU AMBER!  I'm sorry for putting you through everthing!  but now that I'm oppisite I'm not evil anymore 8D
Rainstorm: You all are so cute. 83
Shimmer: *Gets transformed into evil Shadow Deamon* HAHAHAHAHAHA
Swift: GRAAAAAAAAGGGR!  I CAN TALK!  BUT... NOW MY DEAMON FORM IS MY TRUE FORM *Turns into Deamon cat* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sneak: Rubie, you seem to have dropped your rubies, and I am not stealing them, because that would be wrong.
Rubie: Thank you, but I'm giving up Rubies.  And Ribunny and me are BFFFLs!!!  8D
Killerstar: I'm off to save the world!
Frostfire: *Is fighting badger* YOU WANT THIS?!!?
Candleflame: That looks scary D8
Angelkit: I do belive I am not myself.  I do hope Mommsey and Popsey understand!
Deamonkit: BA!  THEY CAN ROT IN THE DARK FOREST FOR ALL I CARE!
Knifeclaw: I'm going to help an elder cross the black path!  :3
Starstar: I no longer want revenge on the warriors world!  :3
Spirit: I'm letting everyone see me!  I'M OFF TO RULE THE WORLD TOO!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Tre'- dot? would you like to have some tea?
Punky- DUCKS! what/.. cake? WHRREER?
Jacoby- uhm... uhhh-uhh uhm...
Scourge- YOU DARN KIDS GET FF MY LAWN
Billie- what? what did you say?
Mike- aww, why'd i break so many b*censored*es? I'm A BAD BOY! *cries*
Reverend- *is sober*
Scourge- oh my poo god... rev.'s sober... is that possible?
Fink- i love the world
zebra- I'm really a horse O.O
Punky- *gasp* REALLY?
Jimmy- you people scare me! D= why'd we light a chicken on fire miles? *cries*
Mr.liger- *punches jacoby* WHERE'S MY MONEY!
Jacoby- even in oppiste world/ I STILL GET PUNCCHED? WHY!
Abyss- *is taking care of a kitten*
Saint- *hugs abyss* i love the color white! =3
Mr.liger- *is beating up cracky*

Dot: Why thank you Tre' I would love some.  *Sips*
Miles: *Cries* It was so wrong of us! D'8
Swift: SWIFT, PAWNCH!  *Punches Jacoby*
Tiny: Life is much better once you listen to the flowers- *Turns into werewolf* Merry christmas!  I love you all!
Ribunny: Me like pie.  *Farts*
Ratt: *Beats up Cracky with Mr.Liger* I pitty the fool! D:<
Cracky: Ykcarc!  Ykcarc!  D8
Killerstar I just donated to orphans ^^
Slasher: Omg Killerstar so did I 83
Killerstar: I love being good!
Me: Oh my Pee goddes D8

Scourge- *breaks back* MAHHH!
Billie- i think i'm going to leave the public alone today =3
Mr.liger- *looks at ratt* yeah man! lets go stea some candy form children!
jimmy- *is  not a child* leave me alone... D8
Tre'- Here reverend, you can have all my beer, i don't need it anymore
Reverend- *pushes beer away* Nahh, i'm good man, i think drinking is wrong
Scourge- =O *stares at Reverend* dear pee goddess... WHY! *slaps Rev twice* WHY! COME BACK YOU DRUNK BAST-RD!
Reverend- But i don't drink...
Scourge- *eye twitch*
Jacoby- why don't i have my violin? I NEED TO PLAY MY CL*censored*ICAL PRETTY MUSIC!
Scourge- NOOO WHY!!! YOU'vE ALL TURNED SANE! *throws beer bottles at Rev* DRINK! *throws papa raoch cd's at jacoby* BE YOUR OLD ROCK-METAL SELF! *punches fink* KILL EVERYONE! *slaps mr.liger* BE AFRAID! *looks at jimmy* STOP CRYING AND BLOW SOMETHING UP! BILLIE! BREAK SOMETHING! YOU TOO MIKE! SAIT< YOU HATE EVERYONE! KEP DoOING THAT! *has mental breadown*
Everyone mentioned- *gasps* i'd never!
Jacoby- what the hell's papa roach?
Billie and mike- We don't break things...
Reverend- i don't drink though...
Fink- whywould i keel anyone?
Jimmy- but everything scares me! *cries again*
Mr.liger- YOU WANNA GO FOO!

Miles: *Hides* You all scare me D8
Ratt: Lets go to the playground and loosen all of the bolts on the equipment fall over and hurt the little roaches!
Ribunny: Duhhah!  I think mes is gonna go and eat sum pie!  *Trips and falls into pie* This ere' looks a lot liek cow pie!  MY FAVEORITE!
Sneak: *Gives everyone money*
Tiny: *Still werewolf* Ohhh saaiinntt!  I got some flowers for juuuu *Holds out flowers*
Rubie: *Goes to play baseball*
Dot: *Meditates*
Me: *Grabs Dot and shakes* DOT!!!  BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!  EAT SUGAR!  GO MAD!  COME ONNN!!
Dot: I do not eat sugar, my fellow sister, since it poisons the soul, and explosions are a sighn of war, and therefor, a sin.
Me: O.o
Dot: *Starts to float* Look beond what you see.
Me: AM I THE ONLY INSANE ONE HERE?! *Grabs Scourge* WE HAS TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE SOMETHING WORSE HAPPENS!

<TV BRODCAST>
HappyTreeFriends has been awarded 'Best Educational Show For Young Children'   And anyone that is child that is not under five, shall hate it, since it has no gore, and teaches little kids how to count and spell.

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