( Sure. I'll start. )

"Jerk,"

Jay chuckled. "You're the second person to call me that today, Oliver." he said, nibbling on a cookie.

"So what?" Oliver snatched Jay's cookie away from him and ate it himself.

"Hey, you know, it's okay if you take my cookie." Jay scowled. "It's not like I haven't had anything to eat all day, and I didn't bring any money to buy a real lunch. So hey, go ahead and eat my cookie."

Both Kurt and Oliver blinked, and Kurt punched Oliver. "Go buy him some lunch." he growled, and Oliver stood up to do so, mumbling to himself as he walked.

Jay ran a hand through his hair, sighing loudly. "I'm bored," he said as Oliver dropped his lunch in front of him.

"Hey, good for you." Oliver mumbled, sitting down.

"Don't be so mean," Hideo laughed. "you won't always have as good of a friend as Jay~"

Jay took a bite out of his pizza. "I love you too," he mumbled. blinking.

Emily called nicoles name from acros the table "So whats up with you and gay boy?" she asked and everyone at the table laughed.

Nicole rolled her eyes "Nothing.."

(  Kiki? I dun like it. )

"Jay's not gay..." Gage said quietly, letting his head hang.

Kurt grinned. "Jay's not gay, Jay's not gay, Jay's not gay," he chanted as the rest of Jay's friends joined in.

"What? What are you all doing?" Jay stood up, just as a lot of other people did. Anyone who didn't like the popular group joined in, and Jay sat down, sighing. "Nevermind."

"Jay's not gay, Jay's not gay, Jay's not gay," continued most people in the cafeteria.

( xD )

(( I think another time skip would be good.. lol. ))

Jay sighed and said, "Well, I'm not gay, but-" He was cut off.

"Enough!" shouted the dean, coming into the lunchroom. The room fell silent. "All of you," he said, pointing to Jay's table. He shrinked down a little, trying to hide behind his friends. "come with me."

Kurt grabbed Jay and pulled him up, and they all followed the principal.

"Ha. We're getting in trouble for saying that Jay's not gay." Oliver said in a hushed voice. "Jay, this is all your fault. Why can't you just be gay?"

Jay blinked. "My fault?" He jabbed a thumb in Kurt's direction. "He started it."

"Maybe this is concerning PDA." Gage murmured, looking down at his lap. "You know, public displays of affection. Maybe it's because Jay kissed Oliver."

"Hey," Jay frowned. "I thought you were the good one here."

"I'm only stating the facts." Gage grinned.

(( Lol~ ))

Nicole watched, and laughed at gays friends, not at Jay. (Hopw thats more clear this time, lol~) She went up to throw out her food, walking twards her locker, where she could see the principals office clearly.

( "-and laughed at gays friends, not at Jay." xD Lmao. Epic fail.
I knew that she didn't direct it to him! D:< He's just protective of his friends. ;3; )

"Jay," began the dean, sitting at his desk. "what is this about you being gay? It's been going around the school..."

Jay rolled his eyes. "I'm not gay." he said.

"Yeah, he's just bi." Kurt piped up.

Jay turned to glare at him. "You're not helping, Kurt, no matter what."

"Okay," the dean sighed. "And you kissed Oliver during lunch? You do know that's against the rules, right? PDA?"

"Told ya~" Gage chimed.

Again, Jay rolled his eyes. "I wasn't aware of the consequences of PDA. Sorry," he muttered, speaking sarcastically.

"You and Oliver...are you two...?" the dean blinked.

Both Oliver's and Jay's jaw dropped. "No!" they shouted. "It was just a joke!"

"A joke," the dean repeated, leaning back in his seat. "It was a joke, that's all?" They all nodded. "Alright, I've got a punishment for all of you."

Jay blinked. "And what in the world could that be?"

"Since you're all not gay," the dean began, standing up and looking out his window. "and you all thought it would be funny to pretend to be gay,"

"We didn't-" Hideo started.

"Be quiet."

"Yes, sir." Hideo looked down.

"As I was saying," The dean sighed. "Jay and Oliver are to act as if they were really gay during school. As in, act as if they were dating. Kurt and Hyde are to be coupled, as well. As for Gage," He turned to him. "You haven't done anything. You're a good kid mixed in with a bad group of people, so I'll let you go."

"Okay, for one thing, I get straight A's!" Jay crossed his arms. "And then, can't I be with Kurt? He's a better kisser than Oliver, and his hair is better, and overall, he's prettier than Oliver."

Oliver frowned. "Good. I like Hideo better than I like you, anyway."

"Fine then." Jay said.

"Fine."

"Do what you want!" shouted the dean.

Jay turned to the dean. "This is a ridiculous punishment, you know?" he asked.

"You're all dismissed."

Kurt grabbed Jay's hand, laughing, and began pulling him out of the room. "Ridiculous!" they all shouted over their shoulders, then went back to laughing.

( Durr. Now there's a problem for Nicole and Jay. :3 )

(( lol!! I don't think a principle would do that, lol, But we'll see what we can do~ ))

"Atleast they arend suspended," She muttered, oppening her locker, pulling books out of her locker for her next cl*censored*. She figured that would be the best time to ask Jay what the principle said. Just as she thought, the first bell rung, and she walked into cl*censored*, ploping into a seat.