( Sure. o3o )

Jay pushed his hair out of his face. Kurt was sitting on the table, smiling wide. None of the lunch attendants bothered to say anything, since they knew he would just hop up on the table again once they had their backs turned.

"Jay's not gay, he's in lo-o-o-ve!" Oliver and Hideo sang, laughing. "L-o-o-o-ve!"

"I like the song 'The Saltwater Room'." Gage said, leaning against Jay. "Do you like it? Could you sing it for me?"

Jay nodded. "But later, okay?" It was Gage's turn to nod.

(( Lol. ))

"Hey, guess what?" Nicole asked Emily as they walked to the lunchroom. "What?" Emily asked, suprised. Nicole Grinned, "You have to tell gage you like him." Emily wined "Nooo!"

But soon they were in the lunchroom, and Nicole was literaly dragging Emily by the wrist. Nicole pulled her all the way to where Jay was sitting. "Hey," She smiled, as Emily frowned. "Gage?" Nicole asked, "Emilyhas something she wants to tell you,"

Emily just shook her head no, and Nicole rolled her eyes, knowing Jay and his friends would force her to tell them. If not, Nicole would have to tell them herself.

"Oh?" Kurt laid back on the table, smiling and poking Emily's stomach. "What have you got to tell to our son?"

"Yeah, yeah," Oliver came over and stood over Nicole and Emily, smiling. "What are you gonna say to my little brother?"

"What the hell is wrong with you all..." Jay muttered, rolling his eyes. One day, Kurt had gotten a stupid idea in his head that they were like a family, and that he and Jay were the mommy and daddy. Hideo was the oldest son, Oliver the second eldest, and Gage was the youngest.

"Nee, nee, what've you got to say to Gage? Go on, tell him." Hideo smiled.

( I know, huh? XD )

Gage placed a hand on Jay's thigh, practically crawling over him. He tugged lightly on Emily's sleeve, frowning sadly. "You can ignore them, Emily. Just tell me what it is you want to tell me."

Gage went completely red, and he sat back in Jay's lap, staring dead ahead. Then, he turned to Jay and tried to hide in his jacket, pressing himself against Jay's chest. Jay's eyes widened, and he gained the weirdest ex
pression his friends had ever seen him make.

"O-oh," Gage stammered. "I-I-I didn't know that...th-that anyone felt that way about...about me." He pulled on Jay's hair. "Jay, do something." he said quietly.

"What the hell am I supposed to do?" Jay grumbled, pulling Gage away from himself and setting him on top of the table.

"I thought you were Mommy, Jay." Kurt said, frowning. "Be more considerate."

Jay only rolled his eyes.

"Mommy?" Nicole laughed, and Emily tried to escape back to her table.

(( Sorry, braindead. D: ))

( xD )

Kurt grabbed Emily by the back of her shirt. "You came to talk to Gage, so you can't leave until you actually talk to him." he said, smiling. He turned his head so he could grin at Nicole. "And, yes, Mommy."

Jay rolled his eyes. "Nicole, if you're my girlfriend now, you'll do me and favour and take my place as Mommy. You can be Kurt's spouse, but no kissing, touching, flirting, or sex."

"Ew," Kurt made a face.

Gage blushed when Emily said, "Hi," and he practically tackled Jay, only to be pulled back by their friends.

"No, really," Jay chuckled, watching Gage.

Kurt sighed. "I think I'm going to go be a one-nighter later today." he said.

Tmi.. Nicole thought making a face. She turned to Jay again, and noticed that noone at that table had a lunch, which made her chuckle.

( I chuckled too that it seems no one has a lunch at that table. o3o )

( No. o_o I've never had one.
My birthday p*censored*ed. u.u

Jay and his friends, like, never eat. Gage lives off air, Hideo always has a couple slim jims, Kurt "eats" ice, Oliver always has three packs of gum on hand, and Jay noms on his hair from time to time. xD )

"What?" Jay asked, blinking. Gage was wearing Kurt's hoodie, hiding under the hood. He pulled the hood back, and Gage squealed.

(( I eat ice. o.o ))

"Nothing," Nicole replied, laughing again when Gage squealed.

( So do I. o.o )

"Don't laugh at me!" Gage cried, his ex
pression appearing similar to the "D:" smiley. He pulled the hood back on and hugged his ribs, shaking.

"Aww, you scared him." Kurt patted the top of Gage's head. "S'okay, there's nothing to be afraid of..."