Severus chuckled. "I heard that." He said, shrugging this shirt on, but not buttoning it up. "Okay, how about now?"

"I know I do." Damon grinned.

Stefan walked up to a saleswoman who looked like she belonged across the street at the Victoria's Secret. "Hello, I'd like you to find my friend here whatever he needs to look like he belongs on your front page."

Harry stared at Stefan like he was crazy-And he was. "Er, uh, yeah, sure."

Melanie walked up to him, and buttoned his shirt, leaving the top three undone. "There," She said, grinning. "Told'ja you'd look hot."

The saleswoman's eyes gleamed. A chance to milk Stefan for all he was worth. Or so she though. "come with me."

"Good luck!"

"Yeah right." Severus answered.

"Seriously though, how do I look?" Damon asked. 

Melanie shook her head. "You don't realize how good-looking you are."

"I..." Silvie couldn't find the right words. "You look..." She hesitated. "You look incredibly hot." There. That would work.

Harry groaned mentally. He'd have to get Stefan back later. Relunctantly, he followed the saleswoman.

"Oh, I do. Mostly."

"I know I do." Damon grinned, kissing Melanie once.

Stefan chuckled. That was funny. 

((Ahem, **Silvie. ...I hope.))

"But you're more hot than you think." Melanie told him, grinning. "You better buy this."

Silvie kissed him back. "You're so conceited."

Harry managed to shoot Stefan a glare before turning back to the saleswoman. Where were they going?

((I MEANT SILVIE I SWEAR. DAMON YOU HAVE CORRUPTED MY MIND.))

"Fine, I'll buy it. But only because you asked." Severus replied.

"And you love it." Damon shot back, pulling away. They were in public.

The saleswoman stopped, pulling some /very/ expensive clothes off of a rack. "Go in there and try these on." She advised. 

Melanie smiled up at him. "I looove youu~" She sang, happy.

"Think what you want, Salvatore." Silvie smirked.

Harry didn't want to look at the price tags. "Um, okay. Thanks." He went into the changing rooms, checking out the clothes first.

"I know." Severus said slyly. "Now go help your brother before that woman eats him."

"I always have." Damon chuckled, pulling away. 

"Good idea. If you come out without buying that shirt, I'll kill you," Melanie said, kissed him on the cheek, and then ran towards the changing room, pushing past the woman who yelled at her for being in the guy's changing room. Pfft. Not like it was all in the open. "Harry, are you alive?"

"Mel?" Harry asked from inside the room, although he knew who it was. "Er, yeah, I'm fine. But seriously, how do girls get into skinny jeans? I feel like I'm going to explode."

((HAHAHAHAHA))

"Hurry up." Severus advised Mel as he picked up a couple other shirts and jeans, Damon doing the same. 

(( ;D))

"Harry, screw the skinnies and get the rest of the stuff." Melanie rolled her eyes. Harry agreed, and came out shortly after that, decked out in Abercrombie gear. "Look at my little brother," Melanie grinned. "Being all hot and stuff." Harry ran a hand through his unruly hair. "You think?" Melanie nodded. "Harry, you know I'd tell you if you looked bad," She said with a laugh. "All right, get that stuff, and we're out, bro." Harry nodded and, with an unspoken spell, changed back to his original clothes.

A couple minutes later, everyone was holding a A&F bag; let's not talk about the receipt.

"Where to now?" 

Melanie and Harry shrugged. "I'unno," Melanie said. "But Jesus, it's hot out."

Severus tepped out into the sunlight, immediately flipping on his Ray-Ban sunglasses. "Wow, yeah it is.

Damon and Stefan did the same, sunglasses shielding their eyes.

"Screw this." All three boys said, peeling off their shirts. Severus' Dark Mark squirmed, cloudy. 

Harry followed suit, unable to take the heat as well.

Melanie and Silvie exchanged a grin. "Lucky girls, we are," Melanie said, and Silvie laughed. 

Severus grabbed all of the bags, muttering something, and suddenly they were gone, back at his office. He moved to pull up his pants, sighing when they fell back just below the waistband of his A&F boxers.

"Who's hungry?" 

Melanie rose her hand. "Mee~" She sang. "And do you need a belt?" She asked Severus, grinning.

"Nah, I'm good." Severus answered Melanie. "Anyone else?"

"I am." "Me too." 

Harry said, "Me three." Silvie added, "Yeah, I could eat."

Melanie rose an eyebrow. "Oh, really? Well, that's okay. You have nice undies," She joked.