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10:45pm Jul 10 2011
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While I'm all for a personal slave... Severus laughed out loud, suddenly feeling stupid as he blushed to himself. After all, he was home alone. Don't do anything that's going to make me go over there. Plus, I'd rather you buy and feed him the meat so that there is no chance of him getting poisoned. Tobi growled loudly at the doog, sniffing the meat cautiously. He did not need to get poisoned. |
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10:47pm Jul 10 2011
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No, trust me. I've got him terrified of me and the dog. I told him if he ever tried anything, I'd kill him. Not that he's smart enough to poison it anyway. Btw, that slave thing? That's what she said.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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10:56pm Jul 10 2011
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You need to stop. My neighbors are going to think I'm crazy from all this laughter. They're going to think I've gone mad.
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10:57pm Jul 10 2011
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You have. You've been crazy since...what was it? August 28th?
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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11:01pm Jul 10 2011
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Touche. But they don't know that.
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11:03pm Jul 10 2011
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True. If it makes you feel any better, my family already knows I'm insane. They've known for a while.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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11:06pm Jul 10 2011
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I wouldn't call them a family, but I'm pretty sure you're correct.
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11:07pm Jul 10 2011 (last edited on 11:07pm Jul 10 2011)
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Yeah, neither do I, but it's a little harsh to call them "The people who made my childhood a living hell and my brother."
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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11:09pm Jul 10 2011
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True, but you can always call them "landlords".
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11:10pm Jul 10 2011
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That too. Melanie giggled aloud at the message.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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11:11pm Jul 10 2011
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Mel. Go eat.
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11:12pm Jul 10 2011
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Sev. Why don't you.
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11:14pm Jul 10 2011
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How do you know I'm not eating, or if I haven't eaten already? You can take the phone with you, you know.
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11:15pm Jul 10 2011
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How do you know that I haven't eaten? And I don't feel like moving. It has nothing to do with you; I'm just being lazy.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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11:19pm Jul 10 2011
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Well, stop being lazy. And I know you. Tell me if I'm wrong or not. You walked in, ran upstairs, beat up Dudley to take his room, jumped on the bed, amd wrote me that letter.
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11:19pm Jul 10 2011
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...Sh!t. You're good.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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11:22pm Jul 10 2011
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I know you like the back of my hand, dear.
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11:23pm Jul 10 2011
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Yeah, you do, which is unfair, because I feel like I know next to nothing about you.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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11:25pm Jul 10 2011
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Severus scoffed. Is that so?
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11:27pm Jul 10 2011
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Yeah, Well, I mean, I know things about you, like how you're secretly a totally amazing kisser and the whole emotionless, cold thing isn't really who you are and like how you're a hopeless romantic at heart, but I don't know you like you know me. I blame you for being too secretive.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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