A dr who quote

"No mummies here, just us chickens" - 9th Doctor, The empty child

" there is almost nothing that can interfeare with my screwdriver. well some hairdriers, i'm working on that" - 10th doctor, Forest of the Dead

 MEAN AND NICE
SOME PEOPLE ARE MEAN, OTHERS ARE NOT, THAT IS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND, BUT DO NOT FRETT, FOR THERE IS HOPE,  FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE CRY, WHEN WE GET HURT, OR MAKE FUN OF US IN THE DIRT,  IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT THEY THINK, IT JUST MATTERS WHAT WE THINK. --- me

"tis now the witching time of night

when churchyards yawn and hell itself breaths out

contagion to this world" 

william shakespear

"What if i am not the hero?

what if i amm the bad guy?

"If I hear you quote Twilight one more time I think I will attempt to strangle you." Me, at my friend Laura.

"What you talkin' 'bout Wilis?!" - Gary Coleman, Differnt Strokes

Monty Pythong Quotes!

Because I didn't see any here.

King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Second brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...

Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.

Second brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

Maynard: Amen.

Knights: Amen.

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French Soldier: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Sir Galahad: Well, is there someone else up there we could talk to?

French Soldier: No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

Uggghhh Holy Grail. Could recite those in my sleep.

Anyway. 

"Even the most primitive of societies have an innate respect for the insane." The Motorcycle Boy, Rumble Fish.

"Where there is much light, the shadow is deep." Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe.

"It's gonna be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. Mostly." Newt, Aliens.

"It's a pity you didn't know, when you started your game of murder... that I was playing too." Frederick Loren, House on Haunted Hill.

"Monsters? They looked like monsters to you?" Vincent, Silent Hill 3. 

"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc." Simon, Session 9.

I could go on forever. But, I probably shouldn't.  

Some of my fave quotes from Serenity, the movie, not the first episode of Firefly

 "everything 's shiny, captain, not to fret" - Kaylee,

"If we don't get enough power from the engine to offset the burn through, this landing 's gonna get pretty interesting"

"Difine Interesting?"

 "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die"

"This is your captin speaking, we may expirince some slight turbulence and then explode"

 -  Wash and Mal

This one, I made myself, it's in my signature too. I hope it counts!

  "Without darkness, there wouldn't be light, without sound, there wouldn't be silence, without chaos, there wouldn't be peace, without doubt, there wouldn't be faith.." -Me

Here's a one from Willow from buffy episode 10 season 7

Uhm, Buffy? I just.. I-I want you to know that I'm, I'm really sorry for letting you down. You know, here, before with the magic going all "aaah" and me going all "eeeh" and everything getting all "rrrr"

Here's one i think is amusing, agian from firefly

" k, I'm looking for our guy, Harrow"

"and Inara, we should look for her to, just to say hello at her"

"if we see her, i think she's wearing gold. help me find our man, He's supposed to be older, kinda stocky, wears a red sash crossways"

"why would he do that"

" Maybe he won the miss persophone pagent, just help me look"

"is that him"

"That's the buffet table"

"but how can we be sure, Unless we question it"

Mal and Kaylee, attending a ball on persphone 

Patrick Star Quotes ;O

"I can't see a doctor. My job doesn't provide me with health insurance." (SpongeBob: "What job is that?") "Exactly."

"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb!"

"When are you going to learn Spongebob, 'no' means 'yes'?"

"You know these were white when I bought them."