I wrote the Uwibami commandments. o_o Any suggestions or critiques? Once we're done, we'll post it on the front. X3
1) Thou shall breathe Uwi.
2) Thou shall know Uwi is more win than we will ever be,
3) Thou shall understand how fail we are.
4) Thou shall sacrifice themselves regularly.
5) Thou shall torment Uwi-haters in ways you wouldn't want to know.
6) Thou shall kiss Uwi's feet whenever she walks into this thread.
7) Thou shall attempt to build up the Uwibami Gallery as much as possible.
8) Thou must sing a song of Uwibami every night at midnight.
9) Thou must deposit at least a pint of blood each day in the vial of Uwibami blood stationed at the front of her temple.
10) Thou must abolish all things that are not Uwibami related as they don't deserve to lin.