I thought a piece of metal was a dead bird, didn't know where my glas-ses were when I held them in my hand, fell up the stairs numerous times every day, manage to nearly fall into the toilet at school, forget about my gym clothes everywhere never to see them again, tried to place a box on top of a cabinet only to fall off a chair and faceplant on the floor, messed up my whole art project, lost points on a test because I didn't realize it was multiple choice and put one of my own answers (which was wrong), would've gotten 100 on a quiz but forgot to answer the last question, papercut myself on a test because I was so happy and accidentally shoved my paper into my mouth, accidentally allowed my guinea pig to eat part of my homework (literally), managed to fall for a perverted joke without realizing what it meant after falling for it so many times, tripped and fell into a pipe jutting out from a wall, scraping a bunch of skin off my leg, punctured a hole in my shoe from drawing on it too much, and left sticky marks on my ceiling from trying to tape pieces of paper on it.
;____; -clings to Uwi- May I be graced with at least some of your godly luck?
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