...How did they get enough of your blood for that? o_o
OMG. -CONCLUSION- They tied you to a tree and whipped you until all your blood came out, and once they collected it all, realized you were about to die. Fearing that you would die right on the spot and get sued by your family, they drove you to the hospital after Pat gave you CPR only to have it fail. Then they screamed "WE NEED A BLOOD DONATER!" Then some mysterious figure with a beard donated blood and they saved your life. o_o
If a chance to save Uwi's life came up, I'd so jump in. I love the Uwi <3 So much. That's no lie.
"‎These little contradictions are in all of us. They’re in me at least. And so I forgot that I had been awake for 30 hours and kept walking, grateful to be a little boat full of water, still floating." — John Green