Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. The most romantic day of the year, right?
Unfortunately, no.
Why? Well, simple, really. With all of those lovey-dovey decorations, and candies, there comes expectations. Every girl on the face of the planet expects something special out of that special someone, whether that someone knows they are loved or not. And, due the flawed nature of love, thousands of girls, (and some guys, too), will be crushed and disappointed, lose all faith in love, and so on.
So, basically, V-Day is only romantic if you make it that way. Whether it's full-on declaring your love, or just waving to the person, it needs to be done. Seriously. And to hopefully inspire you, I have compiled a list of ten truths that need to be said, to make everyone's lives, well, easier.
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10 Things Guy Don't Know, and Girls Won't Tell Them
Number One: Whether you know it or not, we don't mind the flirting. No, that doesn't mean you should be perverted and innappropriate. It means that if you tell a girl that she looks especially nice that day, chances are, it will make her feel special.
Number Two: If you already found the 'one', romantic gestures are appreciated. Again, I implore you to not take that out of context. Do not get in trouble for PDA with the school principal. But, call them after school, just to tell them you love them. Give them roses. Let them wear your jacket.
Number Three: If you don't like the girl, just wait until Valentine's Day is over to break the news. And let her off gently. Seriously, nothig hurts worse than to be dumped on V-Day.
Number Four: If she doesn't like you, don't annoy her to pieces. That'll just make her despise you. And seriously, if she already has a boyfriend, lay off. I realize that can be hurtful. But there is no need to start something.
Number Five: If she doesn't know, be her secret admirer. It will make her so giddy when she reads the adorable love notes you slipped into her locker. Just make sure that when you do write her the note, don't come on too strongly. A concise, "Happy Valentine's Day, signed Your Secet Admirer," is plenty enough.
Number Six: We hate it when you and your girlfriend make out at the lunch table. Stop. Please and thank you.
Number Seven: You aren't as hot as you think. Or you might be. But modesty, guys, is a virtue I suggest you keep. Because if you aren't: (1) She liked you, but now she thinks she's not good enough or (2) You come off as a total jerk. Go stare at your reflection, Narcissus.
Number Eight: My day might have been horrible. Take that into consideration when talking to her. Who knows? This may have been the worst day of her life, and she might need a shoulder to cry on.
Number Nine: If you keep poking me, I swear... Not a good way to express your love. And stop the begging, you stalkers.
Number Ten: If you know I like you, and you like me, SAY SOMETHING. Probably the most important of all. Carpe diem.
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Warning: I do not know for a fact that this is all good advice. There's always that one girl who is a bit harder to be romantic with.
Have a lovely Valentine's, guys. And remember to keep up the good work, and pull up your pants. I really don't care what the pattern of your underwear happens to be.
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