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4:34am Apr 4 2009
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158.Get cans of dogfood and stack them on top of eachother and try to block the isle (that could take a while!)and if any one trys to get past,just stare at them and brandish a can of dogfood.
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6:42am Apr 4 2009
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159. Stalk one person and one person only. Follow them around the store. And when they end up in an isle with no people.............................................................................. ............................................................................................................................. ........................................................................................................................... WHAM!!! whackk em with a stick!!! them run for your life!!!!
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5:57pm Apr 8 2009
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160. Scream "Free icecream!" in the dogfood section and start handing out bowls and cones of dogfood and watch little kids scream as they realize what they're eating.
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3:37pm Apr 14 2009
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hey dont let my thread die!! XDXD 161. take a protable music player try to get a cd or download kiss me thru the phone go the the games section where nearby somtimes they'll have phones in stands you can pull out their attatched to long black cords so on stealing. pretend your talking into it and when the song reaches kiss me thru the phone start making out with the speaker part of the phone. XDXDXD
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7:05pm Apr 14 2009
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162. simply run around screaming. |
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4:44am Apr 15 2009
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XDD Funny signature! 163.Arrange for someone to call you in wal-mart,and when your phone rings and you answer it,throw it on the floor and ran around in pretend panic screaming "THE VOICES!!I HEAR THE VOICES AGAIN!!" |
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6:36pm Apr 15 2009
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21.take all the shirts your size and put them on ,then walk uot of the store.............................. |
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7:08pm Apr 15 2009
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Wow arial XD
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7:50pm Apr 15 2009
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165- Take a box of dounts, and take them to the cash register. Then, open up the box and start eating them, right in front of the person standing there. After you had a donut or two, throw the rest of them at people, and run for dear sweet life.
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7:38am Apr 16 2009
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166.Go to the school suplies area and get a package of crayons and start coloring on the floors,shelves,and any other surfaces,then break the crayons in half and run away.
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1:25pm Apr 16 2009
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167- Go into the undergarnments section, and whether you're female or not, just put on a few bras and underwear, and run around the store screaming, 'IM HALF NAKED!' then, run in and out of the store.
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4:38am Apr 17 2009
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xD Once when I was in Wal-Mart,I tore a tag of a waterproof item,and put it in a pack of underwear,wonder if anyone bought them because they actually thought they "kept you dry"! 168.Get a bag of carrots,some lettuce,croutons,and salad dressing,and open the packages,and pour whats in the containers on the floor together,and mix it up.then pour the bottle of salad dressing on top of it,and whenever someone walks by,ask them if they want some of your salad. |
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6:53pm Apr 22 2009
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169. Put on a weird hat and walk around the entire store. IF anyone stares at you just say "im doing it for global warming" then reutrn the hat, try to get to the person who stared at you most and say. "im going to go burn some tires now and dump oil into the sea" XD this probably wont get you kciked out but its funny.
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7:08pm Apr 22 2009
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170. Take tons of diet pills/pregnancy tests from the Pharmacy. Walk up to many fat women, look down at the boxes as if thinking hard about something, then hand them a box and say: "Here. I think you need this more than I do." with a straight face. X3
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7:33pm Apr 22 2009
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171- Get behind the manager, and rip off a whoopie chshion behind him, and then scream at the top of your lungs 'EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HE FARTED!!!!!!!!! Then run around the store screaming the same thing until someone comes to kick you out.
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7:33pm Apr 22 2009
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171- Get behind the manager, and rip off a whoopie chshion behind him, and then scream at the top of your lungs 'EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HE FARTED!!!!!!!!! Then run around the store screaming the same thing until someone comes to kick you out.
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4:44am Apr 23 2009
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XD 172.Go to the isles where they stock car oil and such,and open bottles of the car oil and pour it on the floor,and continue doing that untill someone makes you stop,or you run out,and ever few minutes go slidding through it,giggling like a maniac! |
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9:36am Apr 23 2009
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173 (kinda like Delphiniumxoxo's idea but different in a way)- You go to the cleaning supplies, dump all of the shampoo, body wash, dishwashing liquid, bleach, etc. and pour it all over the floor and then go to the end of it and run and slide on your belly like it's a water slide! Then u could pour some water and do it over and over and over again and scream 'YES! I'M TAKING A BATH! NOW I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE ONE WHEN I GET HOME!'
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4:58pm Apr 23 2009
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lol double post please edit it knux :)
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7:21pm Apr 23 2009
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174- Go to the section where the pet supplies are. Then, start tearing open some food for dogs, and some bones, and go to the manager with a bone in your mouth. Then, spit the bone out by his feet, and yell at the top of your lungs 'WOOF WOOF! I'M A PUPPY!' When the manager tells you to get out, just start yelling 'I Don't know no better, I'm just a puppy!'
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