100 Ways To Get Kicked Outta Walmart.


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KCAD

12:07am Apr 24 2009

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Lolololololololololololol Knux!!!!!!



FoxCrazy

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Hey,Hiara.The Digimon you have,what egg did you get it from?



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sammymiami

9:46am Apr 26 2009 (last edited on 9:47am Apr 26 2009)

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that was wicked funny! lol i need to try all of those!

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sammymiami

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175: this only works if you are at a ice cream shop: ok so you ask for a free sample of every single kind and then you say you left your money in the car and you just got free ice cream works every time lol!



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Delphiniumxoxo

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176.Go the the place where they keep the cool whip and start dumping it out on the floor,and get as much of the floor covered as possible before someone makes you stop.



Toxoplasma

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Fox: I got it from the Renamon egg. :3 The yellow-gold egg with the purple dot-and-swirl marking on it.



Delphiniumxoxo

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177.Go to the Wal-Mart parking lot and walk around untill you find a really good parking space,then stand in it untill someone comes along and want to park there.Then wave them away and keep on standing there.Stand there untill someone else comes along and do the same thing.And if they get annoyed,just make waving movments with your hands.



Knux64echidna

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178- Go take a pair of heelies/ roller blades and roll around the store, and run over the staffs' toes.

 179- Go get a bunch of bottles of shampoo, conditioner, or any other bathroom products, unscrew the lids, and pour the content ALL OVER the customers'/employees' heads.  Then do the same to the manager, and say 'You look pretty and clean now!'




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cocoabu

7:01pm Jun 24 2009 (last edited on 7:05pm Jun 24 2009)

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180-Get really dark shades & a cane & act like your blind. then you whack people in the shins & knock stuff off shelves.

181-Get one of those holdable stop signs &stand in a main aisle & 'direct' traffic




Todoroki

9:58pm Jun 24 2009 (last edited on 10:07pm Jun 24 2009)

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182- idk if this one was used, but take lemonade and leave a trail going to the bathroom XD i did that. XD

183- Hide in the sales rack and when people walk by, say pick me! NO PICK ME! then make fighting sounds

184- Find the intercom voice thing and say, "yeah i would like a double bacon cheeseburger, no onions, large fries. . . .etc." and if someone asks u to leave say "NOT TILL IGET MY BURGER!!!! I WANT IT NOW!!!!!"




cocoabu

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185-buy 30 mice (or more) and release them then complain about the 'rodent problem' & if they try to catch them with traps or hurt them, start a protest about walmarts abuse of animals

186-dress up like a princess & order everyone around

187-take paint &  draw arrows on the ground & see how many people follow them (it might not getyou kicked out but it would be fun Laughingtle="Laughing" />)




Knux64echidna

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188-  Go inside the store, and take a can of spray paint and spray the manager in the back,  and make a nice pattern.  When he realizes what you're doing, then say 'Tdhere!  you look good now!'



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ribunny123

6:25pm Jun 28 2009 (last edited on 6:34pm Jun 28 2009)

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189: (If you are alone) Put on white pance and orange boots, A white shirt with orange sleaves, orange gloves, and orange underwere over the pance, and take siccors and tape them on your headand anything else to look like Cutman (*points to sig*) and through sisers at people yelling "IM GOING TO MAKE PAPER DOLLS OUT OF YOU!" and/or anything else Cutman would say.  (If you have a secound person)  Do the same thing, but make the other person where everything blue with a blue helmet and you through the sisers at your friend saying saying "DIE MEGAMAN!"  and/or "IM GOING TO MAKE PAPER DOLLS OUT OF YOU!"  and your friend would though paper that is collored blue at you saying "NEVER CUTMAN!" and/or any other thing megaman would say.  and one of you can pretend to die.

190: Dress up like Gutsman (look up Gutsman on photo bucket)  and say  "WHERE ARE YOU MEGMAN?!" and brake everything you can while akting like you are looking for someone, if someone asks you what you are doing, try to pick them up and through them saying "THIS WILL GET MEGAMAN TO COME!!!"

 both are megaman related XD






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191.See if you can find a voldemort costume on ebay or something.  If not then just dress up like a death eather and run in yelling " Where is Potter?! " For voldemort and then start yelling avada kadavra and pointing a stick at people.  For a death eater just run in circles yelling AVADA KADAVRA and pointing a stick at people.  For added effeects, have a friend running about throwing green confetti on people you avada kadavra'd.  I personally think this would work best on halloween.



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Knux64echidna

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192- Take all the soap bars out of the boxes, and rip open some bottled water.  pour the water all over yourself/people, and make them all sudsy with the soap.  If the manager scomes by, say to him/her Wanna get clean for free?



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Quizzle

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193-Commandeer the microphone-thingie, and sing the most vulgar song you know. Then, when employees try to stop you, *censored*ault them with broomms.

194-Give children alone in the toy islen"the talk"

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10:45pm Jul 5 2009 (last edited on 10:48pm Jul 5 2009)

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195. Pretend you are a dog and run around barking and nipping at people's shoes, especially if their cowboy boots as if they were sheep

 196. Put Country Music on loud and grabbed people to line dance with you

197. Scream if there is anything but Country music on

and stomp your feet and throw a tanturm till they put on Country Music-

Adam Brand, Adam Harvey, Lee Kerngahan etc. 




Knux64echidna

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198- Take a stuffed animal and rip/cut it to pieces.  Then go to the manager, and say-  you have the worst toys here in history.



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KCAD

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199. Moon the manager! Then fart in his face!



Knux64echidna

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

200- Take a bunch of light bulbs and smash them on the ground.  Then show the manager, and say 'These are cheesy, and they don't work.  So, do you like mai master piece?'  When they throw you out, you yell back to them 'Everybody's a critic!'




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