100 Ways To Get Kicked Outta Walmart.


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Kohawko

1:54pm Jul 9 2009

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201: Roll around on hellies and the stuff will flip out...I do it every time I go
KCAD

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202) Pretend ur a terrorist!




kokolulu

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jump up and down screaming like a tasmanain devil



Knux64echidna

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That was 203, and now:

204-  Go up to the manager, screaming 'I gotta poop!  Where's the bathrom?!'  If he/she doesn't throw you out by then, and you get escorted to a bathroom, just say 'No tank you, I'm fine'




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KCAD

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205) Pretend to be a dog and rip up alotta the stuff and pee on ppl!   LOL!!!



Knux64echidna

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206- take a bunch of gl*censored* objects and throw them at people, and say 'it wasn't me!'



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Theyellowflash

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Stand at the entrance and say 'Your Fais' in peoples faces whe nthe ycome in.

Liek. Stop them with the hand and a 'Halt'. show your fake badge the nlean in real close,stare at them for a moment and the nscream 'YOUR FAIS!ITSBUTTIFUL!:O'

 

 

Nekayne

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208. Find the Hannah Montana products. Proceed to mosh in front of them. Scream song lyrics if you must.



Maybell

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Response to Bree's 109 post: I happen to like the Live- Action Transformers movies... XD No, seriously.



Maybell

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209: Take all of the Transformers toys and set them up in a battle scene, blocking off the eisle with face poliece tape, or yellow streamers. When people try to see what's going on, stop them by saying, "Halt, civilian. This area is off- limits to the public. There was a... erm..." (pretend to talk quietly with an imaginary person behind you) "Toxic spill. Military access only. Move along." 

 

That'll attract some attention! XD 




Knux64echidna

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210- get all the ice cream bars, and scream 'FREE ICE CREAM!' Then, give them to people.  If an employee catches you, just say 'I'm doing it for the environment'



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Knux64echidna

7:59pm Sep 24 2009

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Moon the manager, and then say 'there's a full moon out tonight!'



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Reeses

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Randomly come up behind other customers and go "Tina/Joe...I've always loved you.  I never thought I'd run into you here.  What are the chances?  Maybe fate has brought us together.  Please forgive me, I love you." Then wrap your arms around them and bury your face into their shoulder. XD




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Knux64echidna

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Good one!

Take the milk, and pour it on top of an employee's head, and then say 'i figured you'd need some cooling off.'




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EmoRotweiler

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213: get contacts that change your eye color and get red ones and run around screaming and flailing "I HAVE THE SHINIGAMI EYES! BEWARE" and stare at people, and if the manager comes scream "DONT MAKE ME WRITE YOU DOWN IN MY DEATH NOTE!"



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Knux64echidna

11:20am Sep 26 2009

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LOLOLOL!

Dress up in a cow suit, and go to everyone and scream 'MOO!!!' in their faces.  Then, when the manager somes by, just say 'MOO!!! Want some milk?'




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innagong

5:43pm Oct 8 2009 (last edited on 5:45pm Oct 8 2009)

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214~run around walmart screaming and pouring lizard pee on people's heads :)

i do it when me and my friends go bike riding. :) 




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Yoshi

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*iggles at Flasheh*



Scourge88

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zOMG! yoshi! your siggy scared me XD



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Knux64echidna

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Go to the manager and do oxactly what yoshi's siggie is doing.



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