100 Ways To Get Kicked Outta Walmart.


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EmoRotweiler

6:46pm Oct 11 2009

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yoshi: it looks like he has a wig on XD



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ribunny123

3:12pm Oct 12 2009

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Scream really loud, "I HAVE TO PEE!!!"  Then say "IM DONE!!"

Dress up like an emploie and when people ask you things say "Target has that, not wallmart" XD

Narrow your eyes at people, and act like you are looking for something while muttering "Where did I put that bomb...."






Knux64echidna

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Sell some 'gatorade' in bottles in the store (cold) and the tell them that they weren't drinking gatorade, they were drinking pee.  (they won't really, but just make it sould convincing)

 




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BritneySpearsFan

9:27pm Oct 18 2009

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Spend all day walking around in Walmart in a Tshirt that says

' I LOVE TARGET'

 




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Knux64echidna

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LOL, Britt!

Go into the store, and just take the intercom, and say 'Target's got a huge sale!  Walmart's ripping you off!'




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EmoRotweiler

11:29pm Oct 18 2009

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get those slippers that make abnoxious noises when you make each step and put the on and run through the store screeching and flailing XD i did this, i was kickled out :)



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Knux64echidna

11:49pm Oct 18 2009

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Go to the manager, and give him/her a gift.  Then, when the manager opens it, he/she will find a teddy bear that's holding a note.  It will say 'Your mom.'



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kwinn325

2:13pm Oct 23 2009

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go to the food asile and get some french bread run around the store hitting people! (!to make it even better look up some frech words on the internet and scream them at people as you hit them!)

 

go to the t-shirt asile and get a t-shirt stuck around your head then run around sreaming "HELP HELP!" when someone atop to help you get the shirt on right really quickly and say in a calm voice. "i don't need anything ma'am."




chocolatelab12

3:15pm Oct 23 2009

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225:You'll need a friend to do this. Grab one of those Nerf swords and start having a duel. In the beginning spread out and hit everyone nearby and scream, "YOU'RE DEAD!" Then whoever is hit first in your duel you or your friend will run off with the other chasing into the check out aisle. Then start hitting the staff and try to hit the manager before you're arrested.




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Knux64echidna

6:32pm Oct 23 2009

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LOL!

Throw donuts at the manager, and when he or she drops them, just yell 'You're supposed to catch it!'




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blackthunder18

12:50am Dec 30 2009 (last edited on 12:52am Dec 30 2009)

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Go to Wally world (my abnormal scisnce teacher's name for Walmart) and go to the Nerf section. You are armed with your sword and humongous Nerf gun. Start Attackig everyone like Its a hold up. Get your friend to come up to you and make a big show of challenging you then shoot them. Walk up to the manager and say IN YO FAIS!! Then skip to the Barbie section and start playing with the newest Barbie doll singing "The weels on da bus go wound an wound, wound an wound...."

When they come to find you give them a toothy smile and say "YOUR NOT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Really loundly!! ....It worked for my brother 8D




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Knux64echidna

1:48pm Dec 31 2009

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LOL!!! that's hilarious!

Go to the manager, and pretend to drop something when you get really close to him/her.  When you bend down to pick it up, make a fart noise and say 'i made a purple wind.  hope you like it' then smile really big.




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blackthunder18

9:51pm Dec 31 2009

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LoL!! Just go in and pretend to be CEO of Walmart or something and fire the manager. Just lounge around in the store all day and eat candy and dance around screaming crazily to loud music blasting out of "your" office.



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fullmoon

1:22am Jan 1 2010

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Go around to costomer's, and go "MEEP! MEEP! MEEP!" As loud as you can. *In hounour of the meep queen. ;D*



Knux64echidna

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Thank you, Moon!  I'm flattered! :)

Go inside the store on a pogo stick, and bounce around like a senseless idiot and scream 'I'm so happy!!!'




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fullmoon

5:23pm Jan 3 2010

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Put on a T-shirt inside-out, and when somebody points it out, say, "Dork, it's opposite day!" Do over and over again until someone complains. ;3



Knux64echidna

7:19pm Jan 4 2010

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Go into the store and put on as many hats as you can.  then walk around the store until you smack into an employee.  then you say (if it's relavent) 'you knocked down my hats!  i was gonna wear those!'



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ZoeyRedbird

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Stay in the changing rooms for an hour, and then yell "I need some toilet paper!"



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Knux64echidna

8:48pm Jan 5 2010

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LOLOL!  wait... who'd stay in for an hour?  oh well!  it's hilarious!

Go inside the store, and pretend fall asleep on the floor.  When soneone comes to wake you up, just scream'GO AWAY, I'M NAPPING!' 




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fullmoon

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Take one of those specail carts (Yoiu know, the things were old peoplesit in them and drive around?) Get a friend, and play bumpercars. 8)



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