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1:49pm Mar 10 2009
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37. Ask the cashier to see the manager and ask, "Where do you sell yer pot?" (or crack, etc.) (Memory! I was in Jamaica last spring break and drugs like a food group to that country! I wsa in the gift shop and I was walking down the isle and I there were T-shirts, mugs, towels, post cards, pot, cookies. It was funny) |
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3:12pm Mar 10 2009
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whoah this exploded over night :D 38. dress up in yellow and take a red marker. color your cheeks red in perfect circles. one circle on both cheeks. crumple up a few pieces of paper, try to make them look like lightning bolts color them yellow. Walk into the store and scream "Pikachu!!" as loud as you can. throw the crumpled paper bolts at people XD 39. Dress up in pink and bring a black marker with you. Bring a friend with you and color on their face. Get your friend to go complain to the manager abou toyu. Run in screaming "jigglypuff!" and knock over your friend and try to get as much marker on the manager's face as you can, Then before security comes to kill you, run out screaming "Kmart Rules And Walmart Drools!" Their both pkmn related and ive done them both XD
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3:43pm Mar 10 2009
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40.run up to the manager,scream "catch me if you can!!"and throw pepper,lemon juice,and sprite in his face and run off screaming "loser!!!hahahahaha!"
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9:13pm Mar 10 2009
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41. Thorw random stuff at random people 42. throw a bike and then ride it 43. yell out the maneger once sold me pot
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4:38am Mar 11 2009
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45.start dancing in the middle of the isle,and try to get somone to dance with you,when they refuse,grab them and yell the loudest you can and scream,"let go of me!" 46.get about 5 buggys full of random stuff,and bring it up to the cash regishter(i think i spelled that wrong)and when the cashier rings it up and tells you that is's like 500 dollars,run out screaming and waving your arms wildly |
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6:24am Mar 11 2009
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4:20pm Mar 11 2009
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47. Dance to the backround music playing and booty bump everyone in the isle while trying to ave a dance off. If there is no music, have a tantrum and throw the food everywhere chanting, "K-MART HAS MUSIC!!" |
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6:40pm Mar 11 2009
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lol these are funny
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6:56pm Mar 11 2009
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xDD 48.go to the cd section and listen to the demos for hours,untill someone askes for a turn then give it up,and while they have the head phones on,turn it up really high and run off.
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7:52pm Mar 11 2009
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Oh! This one, I did on accident. xD 49. Take something from the store that "dings" keep dinging it down the isles and say "ding" inbetween each ding. ((STORY!! I was in East Meets West and I was playing with the dingy thingys. I kept dinging the bell and a worker cam over to me and he was like,"Can you stop that, please?" The thing is, he spoke in some weird way. I thought he said, "Do you work here?"in some odd language. I was just like, "No." So he kicked me out. |
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9:38pm Mar 11 2009
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Girls: xD 50: (midway point xD) Freeze some eggs and throw them randomly everywhere. (frozen eggs don't break easly, just wait til they melt. ;D) |
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4:43am Mar 12 2009
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xD rofl! 51.get some milk jugs,open them,and pour them on the floor.then go get a few gallons of ice cream and put the ice cream from them on the floor with the milk,and when people walk by say,"do you want any of my milk shake?" |
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5:57am Mar 12 2009 (last edited on 6:05am Mar 12 2009)
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Can't stop laughing at all your posts!!! 52. Kick everything on your way, break everything, creep behing every customer and shreik, take their things outa their shopping basket and spill them on the floor and make an awesome mess!! 53. Turn off all the lights and ACs and scream 'I'm gonna kill you all! BOOOOO!!!' and throw marbles and oil and banana peels on the floor, and everyone'll fall flat on their faces cause they can't see anything and cause of these slippery objects!!! (this should be done at night, or people won't fall ;) ) 54. Walk calmly over to the cashier and collect all the notes and coins you can and throw them randomly, shouting 'Look, its raining money!!! Who wants some? What are ya waiting for? Take all ya want!' That's three easy ways to get to China!! People'll kick you all the way! XD |
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6:11am Mar 12 2009
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53. You'll need a friend with you for this one. go to a cashier who's scanning someones items. Make your friend go over to ask the cashier for some help. While your friend is talking to the cashier, change the price of the items to something very high and say "K-mart has WAY cheaper items."
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11:01am Mar 12 2009
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xDD 54.sneak up behind someone,and drop something light in thier purse or buggy,then when they walk through the thingy that makes sure youre not stealing,it'll start beeping.then watch them serch them and when they find the item you put in,say "how could you??!!"
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11:13am Mar 12 2009
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Isn't srgarcia's post supposed to be 55, and Delph's 56 ^_^; ?
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2:56pm Mar 12 2009
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57. Squint at everyone and acted like you are looking for somthing in the shelfs muttering "whare did i put that bomb...." (when i get old anouth im gonna do ALL of these things! i probily will have to go to a lot of Walmarts.... XD)
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3:33pm Mar 12 2009
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lol this sint really a thing you can get kicked out for because i do it all the time the manager loves me XDXDXD its just a story :D One time i took one of the hot pink barbie bicicyles and I started riding it all over the store((like all over)) then I got off enar the HUGE balll section and i took one ((ours dont have handles likemost DX)) i held onto the sides and started bouncing around, then I slammed into a shelf of CD's and the shelf fel over breaking all the cases and most of the CD's. I got hurt D: LOL.
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6:15pm Mar 12 2009
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LOL sounds pretty painful but fun.
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6:31pm Mar 12 2009
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I know how to get everyone out. 58: Say you have a bomb strapped to yyour chest, but they are really candle sticks XD |
