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11:41am Mar 18 2009
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you cant push yourself when your in the cart
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2:53pm Mar 18 2009
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89.Pick out a carton of strawberries,and perposly make sure they have a rotton one.When you get up to the register.get it out and scream "K-MART DOESN'T HAVE ROTTEN STRAWBERRIES!!!"and run out screaming wildly.
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4:25pm Mar 18 2009 (last edited on 4:26pm Mar 18 2009)
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You CAN push yourself in a cart. You just need something to act as paddles. Get a couple brooms or something similar, and use the handles to push off the ground. =p
Probably take more effort than it's worth though. and I'd suggest wearing gloves to avoid any splinters.
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6:34pm Mar 18 2009
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90: Go to the fish isle, and put all the bettas (fish already in bowls) and then go to the dish isle. Put all the bettas into the glasses and tell everyone that K-mart doesnt have fish in their dishes XD Thats not funny, I just wanted number 90.
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1:16am Mar 19 2009
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91: Hack in the system and said "WALMART IS PHAIL" >D
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4:36am Mar 19 2009
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92.Go to where they keep the fake plants,find a pair of scissors,and start to cut them down to the bottom of thier stems.Then start cutting pieces out of foam flip-flops.
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5:38am Mar 19 2009
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- darnit, Delphi. Terminal fonts are hard to read, and you know that - x.x
93: Make Walmart as your home. Yes your home. :]
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6:11am Mar 19 2009
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what happens if we reacha a hundred?
by uwibami
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6:20am Mar 19 2009
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Then stop posting then.
The owner of the board should put it on 1001 ways to get kick out of walmart instead xD
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there is no 1001 ways to get kicked outta walmart. or is there?
by uwibami
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7:20am Mar 19 2009
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Well,I think we could keep on posting,there's not really a rule that says we have to stop at 100.
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7:39am Mar 19 2009
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good point delphi
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8:13am Mar 19 2009
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Thank you! *Bows* 91.Go to the craft section,and put some glue on your shirt,and get some fake feathers,and plaster them on your shirt and run around singing "I'm a chicken!" |
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3:58pm Mar 20 2009
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92:get an auto wheel chair and two cruches. try to take the rubber end off the bottom and put them in the cart with the non-rubber bottoms sticking out in front of you. as your going down the isle's and if no one moves, run into them with the cruches and say "Get out of my way, dammit!"
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4:35pm Mar 20 2009
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yes, keep posting :) i want to see if we can get to... 1000!! LOL
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4:36pm Mar 20 2009
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grank please watch the language this IS a kids site.
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4:44pm Mar 20 2009
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the owner? roxas i does have a name... :P 93... grab all the twilight books you can find and put them in your cart ((my walmart has them all over the place DXXXXX)) run to the casier screaming "Twilight! Twilight! Twilight!" over and over. ((edward is ugly. sorry had to add that in there)) then have the cashier ring them all up and when the prioce comes up shout "thats not cool! thats to exspensive! i wanna read about sparkly vampires!" and start throwing the books at the cashier. i actually got a twilight book out of doing that XDXDXD
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6:44pm Mar 20 2009
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Grank- Mind you tongue! Or fingers, in this case~ Shadowrider- You seriously got a Twilight book from doing that? Interesting... xD 94. This might not get you kicked out, but it still funny. xD Play 'honey i love you'. To play, go to random people and say honey I love you. TO EVERYONE- I love you~! |
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6:44pm Mar 20 2009
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i will so do that!!!!!!! 94. Walk by the dvds and put ur hand out and knock most of em on the floor and make sure noone sees u do this. Then randomly fall and yell! "OMG! U guys shuld clean up cuz i fell!!" then scream bloody murder and act as if u broke something and yell," I shuld sue u" then ask for the manager and when he/she comes yell "OMG" and clean up the dvds and say "Ur magic powers cleaned up and healed me. Its a miracle!" Well, that prbly wont get u kicked out but have u sent to a nut house....^^ |
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7:14pm Mar 20 2009
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95. Set up a booth in front of the makeup section and say that you are giving people makeovers. When the first person comes up, scream and smear lipstick on their face.
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