Lesson # 1

"I was at school, in cl*censored*, taking a test. As I came to the last question it asked: What is the first name of your head janitor?: Why would I know her name? I had only seen her five times. She was tall probly in her mid 50s she had brown hair too. But why would I know her name. I handed my paper in the teacher leaving the last question blank. At the end of cl*censored* a kid asked: "Does the last question count as a grade?" : The teacher replied: "Yes because you need to know the name of everyone you meet no matter who they are what they do and how they look. And you shouldn't judge them for the either." :

I have never for gotten that

And later I found out, Her name was Dorothy.

Lesson # 2

A boy walked into a resturant and the waitress seated him. "What would you like?" she asked. "How much is a sundae?" he asked her. "50 cents" she replied. The boy counted his money. "How much is plain icecream. The waitress was growing impacient. She looked over and saw people wanting to be seated. "35 cents" she replied. The boy counted his money again. "I'll have the plain icecream" He replied. The waitress brought him his icecream. The boy ate it and then left. The waitress began to cry while she was cleaning his table. Because there next to the plate was two quarters and a nickle.

See the reason for this was the boy couldn't get the sundae because he needed enough to leave her a tip.

And kids raerly leave tips for waitresses

Lesson # 3

There was a little girl about 8 years old. She was in the hospital with a rare disease. She needed new blood fast. The doctors were testing donors but none of them had the right blood. Then her brother stepped up. He was about 6 and he wanted to save his sister. They tested him and he had the same blood. "Are you sure you can give your sister a little bit of your blood?" The doctore asked him. "Yes" he replied. The next day the doctors hooked them up. The boy smiled at his sister as they hooked them up. The blood went from him to her. As the color on her face came back, his went away. The smile on his face turned to a frown. He looked at the doctor. "How long is it gonna be before I die?" he asked.

You see the boy mis understood the doctor. They were only gonna take a little bit of his blood not all of it. So he wasn't going to die. But he was willing to risk his life for his sister

Wow, all of those lessons are really inspiring.

Especially the last one. That boy was really brave.

Sadly enough, I'm terrible at remembering names. :(

I really got taught a lesson. 

Lol, thanks Spazzy.

I heard them in L.A. My teacher showed as them because she got them when she was in highschool. And she was messing around on the computer and found them. She thought they would be good to share with us. Now I am sharing them with you!

Sup Angel!

Do you happen to remember the Vampire vs. Werewolves RP?

Long time no see.

Uh...

Tribeka, you, me, and Happykitty.

...ANGY!!!