As for my own anon confession, since I guess it's just, y'know, a community convention to post confessions on the anon confession post.
Anyway, pretty much every time an authority figure (teachers, parents... older family members) asks me a question, I always answer with what I think is the least likely to get me in trouble. And that would be fine if it weren't for the fact that I always assume what the truth was was going to get me in trouble. (in short, I always assume I've done something wrong, even if I obviously hadn't) And it's not always situations where there was any potential to get in trouble, like a few weeks ago my neck was fecked up and it hurt like a beech, and when my mother asked me if I was carrying my backpack on one or two shoulders, I automatically responded 1, even though I was always carrying it on both. Fortunately for me, it went away on its own, because if it hadn't I would've had to explain to my mother I'd lied to her in the first place.
Anyway, that's my confession. Thank you for listening.