me: me and near dont get along well. Hey, near, look behind you.
near: *looks behind himself*
me: *kicks near*
near: hey! *tackles sr*
me: *screams* get off me you monkey boy!!!you smell like a monkey!!
near: i do not!!!!
me: yes you do!!when was the last time you took a bath!!
near: about two months ago.
me: EWWWW!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*PUSHES NEAR OFF AND RUNS BACK TO THE HOUSE*
near: *charges at sr*
me: *closes door and locks it as near reaches it*
near: OW!!!*walks back a bit, closes eyes, and charges at the door to knock it down*
me: *opens door as near reaches it*
near: *goes through the door and keeps going and hits a wall*
me: *hits near with pillow before he turns around*
near: *gets into pillow fight with sr*
both: *screams and throws pillows at each other*