Have you even Failed Epically before? I have. MANY times.

One time, I put a Note in my Pen for Future me to read. I slipped inside, then I wanted to edit it. I tried my best to get it out, but it wouldn't budge. Finnaly I got the Idea of sucking it out. I put the pen into my mouth and started to suck the note out, then a crap load of Ink shot into my mouth. The embaressing part was that I was in school and had to run to the bath room to spit it out. Everyone was like 'O.O'

BEAT THAT. xDD

Fail.

lol

once,i was looking for my missing DS lite.

where was it?

right in front of my face,lol.

i once was looking for my moms laptop.which i was holding.

but i *censored*umed it was my baby brother 0_o

Daisy: They are? 

Now you guys beat THIS!

I was in these tunnels and was trying to find my dad.

I spent 20 mins looking for him and then I heard "Where are you going?"

I turned around and my dad had been behind me the whole time.

ALSO:

Once I was looking for milk in the fridge.

It was like 5cms away from my nose.

I spent 5 mins lookin. XD 

Daisy: Now that you say that, I JUST found that out Dx

My Epic Fail-

I was getting ready for school one morning, and my room was a MESS!!  The stuff was piled so high XD But anyway I sit on the "Floor" and I notice a FLuffy thing. I move my Tokio Hotell shirt and guess what it was? My Hamster!!!

I was frantically searching for my razor phone one time. I searched all my pockets like a million times over, the couch, my purse, etc. After deciding to rest for a minute I put my hand in my pocket and guess what I find? MY PHONE!!

You wanna know the worst part? I wasn't wearing loose pants at the time either, I was wearing form fitting pants.

EPIC FAIL!

My epic fail (which has actually happened more than once) was that one time when I went to go get a snack during a Doctor Who marathon, then six hours later when the marathon ended, I went looking for the remote to change the channel. I spent two hours looking for it (don't say I'm too lazy to just change the channel on the TV, mine wont let you do anything without the remote) before my mom finally came into the room carrying the remote and asked "Why the heck was the remote in the fridge?"

It's happened to me twice since then too P: I'm just that absentminded.

 Lol, Loki. My mom once did that with her laptop.

 My epic fail=

 So I was at Summer Camp and my friend had gotten some cookie, browny things. She gave me two handfull of crumbs which was a bad mistake because I had already had two sodas and five airheads that day and I already was hyper. So it was pretty dark and I was sitting down on my bed when I felt something crawling on my leg. I freaked out because sugar make me jumpy, so I started to jump on on leg, dropping nearly all my crumbs on the floor. So I screamed at someone to turn on the flashlight and the thing crawling up my leg turned out to be a dragonfly. To make things worse when i woke up in the morning ants were crawling all over the place because I forgot to sweep up the crumbs.

You people Fail. xDD

Here's one of my many-

Yesterday I went to a waterpark with my best friend, Logan. We were all like "OMGWEGOTTAHITTHEWAVEPOOLOMGG" and continued to run towards the wave pool. We could see the waves flowing perfectly; they were just the right size. Now, being as crazy as the two of us are, we screamed "WE HAVE ARRIVED!" when we reached the wave pool. And as soon as we screamed that,

The waves stopped.

No warning, no BEEP BEEP BEEP, no anything. They were just like, dead.

BUT THEN!

As we walked sadly into the non-wavy wave pool, the lifeguards all started yelling to get out of the pool.

Turns out they turned it off 'cause some kid did his business inside it.

...Fail.

One time, I was at my aunt's house, playing a gameboy while I waited for my parents to get back. My aunt had been in the room earlier, but it had been a while so I *censored*umed she'd left. My uncle came in the room, so I asked him if he knew where she was.

Turns out, she'd been sitting in the room the entire time. XD

A lot of people at school know me for this story.

I was shot by a hobo.

I was walking down the highstreet, fairly quiet time of the day, and a silly man sitting up against a wall shoots me with a BB gun and asked me for my donut D=

I threw half of it at him and ran...

But then D=

A week after, I bought a whole load of snacks for a party, so I had my arms full of junk food, and I saw him again... I threw half the stuff at him and ran away again. I don't scare easily... but I was thinking if he shot me with a BB gun for a donut, what would he use for all that junk...?

Few days ago I ran into him, litterally... and he started calling me Franna or something and starts talking to me like I'm his sister or something...

Fail in my books =x

Either that, or getting run over by a parked car.

I ran into it

My epic fail;

I was in the p*censored*enger seat of my families car. It was pitch black, 'cause it was night time. I couldn't find my phone. So you know what I did? I started searching for it, using the light from my phone. In my hand. I was holding it. ;o

XD Fail. I've also looked for a pen and it was in my hand.