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10:53pm Aug 15 2010
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i was on a walk with my dad to the park.i started daydreaming and ran or rather walked face-first into a trucks side view mirror. lol. then i fell down.
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2:59pm Aug 16 2010
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My epic fail: I was on a hike in the woods with my dad. I suddenly noticed that my 20 dollar bill was missing. I looked in all my pockets and in my bag. When I asked him if we could go back and look for it, he pulled out a 20 dollar bill and said, "You asked me to hold it." Lawl.xD
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1:03pm Aug 18 2010
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once, i acidently droped my wallet, and my mom was freaking out thinking some one will steal it, but i kept on the postitive side and lucky the manager found it and gave it to me.
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4:35pm Aug 19 2010
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once i was looking for a hat, put it on and spent another allmost 20min looking for it because i forgot i just put it on
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
~George Eliot
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9:27pm Aug 19 2010
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lol
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11:59pm Aug 20 2010
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My epic fail is when I was walking and I didn't realize my friend was next to me(I was on these bricks that the put at our park) and something scared my friend and she squeiled then I fell over off of the bricks, hitting my head on a porter potty.
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10:14am Aug 21 2010
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LOLZ. One time, when I was watching T.V, a Retarded show came on. I looked everywhere for the Remote, but I couldn't find it. After an hour, I was MAD. "OMGWHEREISTHEREMOTE?!?!?!" I waas yelling to myseelf. So I sat down and took a deep breath,the Remote was in my hand. xDDD
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11:34am Aug 21 2010
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I was looking for my Ipod in my mom's car. SHe has a little ash tray kind of thing that I put it in, but took it out and put it in my lap. I was listening to Tokio Hotel because I hooked it up to the car XD So I wanted to switch it, but it wasnt in the ash tray part! I was freaking out, and my mom almost pulled over. We spent 10 min looking for it and it was in my lap.....XD
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12:17pm Aug 21 2010
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I was riding a roller coaster with a few of my good friends. It was one of the upside down ones... the man told us to put any loose items in a bin for after the ride... we took off our hats and put our bags next to the man (under the counter) so no one would take it and so we didnt loose them on the ride. Sadly, I forgot about my phone in my pocket, as soon as we went upside down, it slipped out of my pocket and plumeted to the earth... when we got off the ride the man handed me my shattered phone and said "Loose something?"... FAIL!
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2:09pm Aug 22 2010
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oh poor phone. i tripped on my own foot :D |
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7:42pm Aug 22 2010 (last edited on 7:42pm Aug 22 2010)
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i tried hugging my friend while we were eating because he said something, and i knocked a CUP (man, censor ._.) off the table with my elbow. it exploded :'D
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2:22am Aug 23 2010
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i went to the store today to get an energy drink but i wasnt allowed to drink it in front of mi sisters so i got home and i hadnt even opened it wen mi sisters ran into the kitchen. in the process of trying to hide mi drink i put it in the microwave. they then continued to ask me series of questions about y the food in the microwave wasnt cooking for 20 minutes!! i forgot that enegy drinks werent microwaveable... i think we all kno where that went... Dx
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6:53am Aug 23 2010
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Ok, I was like the clas.s clown at my school when I was like in 5th grade. One of my friends was sad, so I thought I could make her feel better by making her laugh....I stuffed a WHOLE BANANA IN MY MOUTH and made funny noises....She started to laugh and then I did xDDD The banana exploded everywhere, encluding all over my friend. She puked aftarward, but she was happy :DDD
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9:48am Aug 23 2010
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Ok well I was in art clas.s spinning on the pottery wheel... then one of my friends was playing around and he pushed me foward... I had a spaz and slammed my foot down on the pedal, the clay wheel spun really fast and the clay i was molding flew off the wheel and hit my teacher in the back of the head... some splatters flew aroudn the clas.sroom and on my clas.smates...
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10:06pm Aug 23 2010
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Fun,at first it sounded like you were on the pottery wheel.
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4:54pm Aug 24 2010
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I was on the pottery wheel... spinning the clay?
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5:38pm Aug 24 2010
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lol. x3
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7:16am Aug 25 2010
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Lolz xDD
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7:44pm Aug 27 2010
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I have many. Last year, I was on the school basketball team (not because I am good, which I am not, but because only 10 of us tried out XD) and I was jogging backwards to my position. Then, I tripped over my own feet, fell, and hurt my arm really bad. XD The worst part was that my teacher's son was there, who is very cute, along with my crush and past crushes. XDDDD Also, I was making Cinnamon Rolls out of a tin, and put them sideways on the counter. I bent down to get something, and Cinnamon Rolls rolled off of the counter and dropped about a foot and a half onto my head. Boy, are those things thick!!!! XDDDD |
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7:52pm Aug 27 2010
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I was trying to get some left over Chicken from the fridge..There was alot of other food surrounding the chicken body so I pulled really hard on the plate it was on and then I had the plate in my hand, while the rest of the chicken body was on the floor. Then my mom came in all like "-insert real name here- WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
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