xairbenderx: you are so AWESOME!

and fizzy,i'm sire your dpg liked it's new hat.

THis is the funniest blog EVA!!! My fail:

I call my mum dad and my dad mum ALL the time!!!!

Lol MilitaryCat I was imagining that scene in slow motion and then I burst into laughter. xDDD

Heres another one of my fails:

When I started to laugh on purpose just to seem like an idiot (I did this to my dad, we were joking around), and then I thought what I was doing was funny and then I really started to laugh uncontrollably; so basically I laughed just to be funny and I ended up actually myself laugh for real. xD

one time i was on my tramp with my friend, we were playing 'dont get hit in the face' (very epic ti
tle! XD) and then i screamed "i will never get hit!" then she hit me in the face and i fell down XD (ps we were playing it with a big ball)

EPIC FAIL!

I went to a Japanese restaurant once, just to try it out, when the waitress and I started talking about Japan and how I've taken 3 semesters of Japanese. She asked me some question and to confirm it, instead of saying 'hai' like I should have, I said 'si'...I spoke Spanish instead of Japanese not only in a Japanese restaurant, but to someone who was straight from Tokyo. xD

That is an epic fail. 

Lol this is a epic fail in my cl*censored* today, I was being annoying because I bored.

Teacher: BE QUIET OR YOUR NOT GOING TO LUNCH.

*everyone is quiet*

 Me: *whispers to kevin* I'm gonna marry michael jackson, im gonna marry michael jackson...

Kevin: be quiet! hes dead DX

Me: Im gonna marry michael jackson im gonna marry michael jackson 

kevin: SARAH SHUT THE HECK UP!!!

*everyone turns and stares* 

lol military :D

 Once, me and my friend were playing  LEGO Indiana Jones. Also there was this clif in the game, and the bottom there was lava with spinning rocks.When we both jumped off in the game, the spinning rock saved me and didn't save my friend.

But since We had the  feature of never dying, like we dont lose coins when we die. also, you have like  forever lifes in this game, its impossible to really die and be out of the game by that.

Invalidnumbers: omg i have done that before

heres the story:

  After going on the pony express. I was feeling woozy and acidently walked into the boys bathroom.  About 1/4 in, i was shouted at and realized i was in the boys bathroom. My freinds with me were totally not helpful. They kept laughing and kept calling me my nickname, but becuase of the acident.

last month we had a concert in my guitar cl*censored*. we had to form a big U because the auditorium sucked and projecting sound. well, the day before we practiced in there and this hot german transfer student sat right next to me(??) 

well anyways, i didnt know why, but he wanted to share my music with me because he forgot his(this was the day of the concert) so i said i would sit next to him, but we had to carry our chairs out to there, and we sat in the far back, in the middle. i(like a failtard) brought my STAND out first, then got my chair WITH MY GUITAR(the chairs are heavy as hell) and when i went to go sit down everyone was already seated. so i had to tell my friend that sat on the other side of me to held it, then i walked back and used my puny little arms to heave it over the wooden choir bleachers to my spot, and when i was almost there i lifted it up to get over a step thing ans it flung the opposite direction and hit my friend in the back of the head. HARD. this was right in front of the audience too. an mr. hot german kid. :w:

EPIC FAIL