Hey everybody, De here! This is a thread where to put embarr*censored*ing or funny moments that might make people laugh. There is always something in your life you'll never forget, and I want to hear it! I'm sure other people who need a laugh will enjoy reading about these events. I know I will! Come on, it'll be fun being able to share your story! You never know, you might get good feedback. Anyway, I would also like to announce a winner after the 1000th post. I know, this thread'll be going for a long time! There will also be second and third. The prize for all three of these is knowing you have the funniest story, and you should be proud! I'd like to share my story now.

One day I was swinging on the monkey bars when a little girl named Erin came up to me and hugged me. She started trying to pull me down and then she ended up pulling my pants down including my undies. I let go immediately and pulled up my pants. SOOO EMBARR*censored*ING! 

One Saturday morning, I was with my father and brother. My father was a newspaper nut, and he drove to several different places to find the Sunday paper. When he couldn't find one, he hopped back in the car and said "Why can't I find a Sunday paper on Sunday?". After he said that, my brother blurted out "Uhh, Dad.. It's Saturday!".

And De, I'm a little bit confused. Since this is a contest, can you only post one story or is it unlimited?

O_O Wow, De!  That's embarr*censored*ing! lol

I have an embarr*censored*ing moment and a funny moment ;P

Embarr*censored*ing:

My little cousin Luke, he's 4 now but was 3 when this happened.  I was hanging out with my other cousin, who's my age, and all of a sudden in front of EVERYONE (all of my family/some other people) he runs over, sits on my lap, grabs my chest and yells;"WHAT ARE THESE?!?" (I'm a girl, so yeah....)  EVERYONE was laughing and I was like 'T.T'

Funny:

I was in the band room during lunch and I had forgotten my clarinet, so I was just walking around.  I got really bored while everyone was playing so I started dancing wildly while making funny faces.  Suddenly, I feel someone watching me so I turn and see a little sixth grader staring at me with their jaw open wide.  Not knowing what else to say, I said;"Keep moving, nothing to see here!" while I blushed beet red. 

Everyone started laughing hard, which made the kid stare even more XD

I have a funny story from yesterday

for those who don't know the eighth December is pretend to be a time traveller day.

My mum was an elizabethan lady, and i was a distopian future teenager anyway mum pretened to be baffled by a car in a car parking building as a car comes past and looks at mum then the car then mum again. 

the ex
pression on the driver's face was priceless!

lol

When I was in elementary school, I didn't really like my math teacher. I probably never smiled in her cl*censored*.

One day I was heading to her cl*censored*, thinking that it would be the same way it always has been. My *censored*igned seat was in the front row and I despised it. The teacher sat on her stool next to the overhead projector.

The overhead was sitting on a tall tray, about the size of the stool. The teacher gets comfy on the stool, and as she swivels it towards the overhead projector, she falls off the side of the stool and her foot got caught under the overhead tray before she fell, so she kicked both the projector and tray on the floor.

She laying on the floor and everyone is laughing hysterically. The girl next to me asks her if she's okay, and she says "Well, I feel a little stupid!". That's probably the only time I enjoyed being in the front row.

I miss elementary school.

De, I will say mine it was a ongoing thing though, anyway here it is:

When I was little like around the age of 2 years old when I went out to public places I would go up to random people and start sniffing them. Like if I was at the docters I would sit on a chair until somebody sat beside me and I would lean over and start sniffing them, everyone thought I was a weirdo!

I have a really, really bad habit of mouthing along to the lyrics of songs I'm listening to on my ipod. Sometimes, if it's a really, really awesome song, I get carried away and actually sing it. And...I can't carry a tune to save my life, which is why I try to only mouth along to the songs in the first place. xD

Anywho, back in highschool we had a silent reading thing right after mid-morning break. You brought a book to whichever cla.ss you had then and read silently for the first 20 minutes of cla.ss. Some teachers allowed kids to listen to their ipods while reading. 

I'm sure you all know where this is going. 

Well, I was really loving my ipod that morning. Jungle Love by Steve Miller Band, then Take Me to the Captain by Prism, followed by Peace of Mind by Boston and Follow my Heart by REO Speedwagon, on shuffle too, for gawd's sake. Usually my ipod just likes to throw instrumentals at me when it's on shuffle, but not that day, and I was rockin' my socks off. 

But looking back...I would have prefered some Steve Jablonsky instead. xD

Because, right around the end of Follow My Heart...I noticed people were staring at me, everyone in the whole dang cla.ss was, in fact.  At that point...I realized I had been singing, outloud, to the songs. Probably for most of the silent reading. xD

To make matters worse, after the bell to signal the end of silent reading, my History teacher commented on how I did a wonderful job performing the hits from the 70's and 80's, purely sarcastic, of course. 

I believe that would probably count as funny with a side of embar*censored*ing. xD Back then, I was mortified, but now I kinda laugh at myself. 

Lolz. xD

For random random reasons, I love yelling at random people, "I LOVE YOU!!!1!!" xDD You should have seen they're faces! But I only do it to other gurls, 'cause the boys take it the wrong way. xDD