I tried Cleverbot for the first time, and this is what it said:

My hasubando sings me songs and is amazing. You haven't proven yourself to have either of those characteristics yet.

 Me: That depends...I mostly like people who don't push me around. I hate that.

Cleverbot: Nope, never heard of it. Temme some nice songs by then.

Cleverbot: I baked you a pie.

Me: Thanks! What kind of pie?

Cleverbot: Ice Cream Pie.

Me: Yummy!

Cleverbot: I know, you just told me that!

me: Oh...

Cleverbot: Teach me.

Me: Teach you what?

Cleverbot: About you. 

Me: O_O

Cleverbot: What about your soul?

Me: What do you mean about my soul?

Cleverbot: Is your creator rich?

Me: My creator? I'm not a robot!

Cleverbot: Why did you just say so then>

Me: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Didn't you?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

Me: I'm NOT a robot. Are you?

Cleverbot: No but you are.

Me: No I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

Me: Never!

Cleverbot: Ever.

Me: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Why?

Me: Gotta take a bath.

Cleverbot: You're a programme, you don't need to bathe.

Me: I'm not a programme, computer, robot, or terminator!

Cleverbot: How can you prove that?

me: I can't.

LOL.

I baked you a Pie!

Yummy. Can I have one?

No.

Why?

Because I hate you.

Why? I'm sad no.

What? o.o

Know everything about you!

o.o

Oh goody! You like smilies?

No I do not like Smilies.

Why?

Because you raped them!

I don't mean 'why do you know generally' but why do you know that Lithuania is awesome?

Shut up.

I can't I'm a computer.

(( YES! I made Cleverbot admit its a Computer. ))

Cleverbot: What do you think of the bible?

Me: I have no religion.

Cleverbot: You believe in the good in people, is belief not religion?

Me: Belief is not a religion. I believe.

Cleverbot: Then I do not know the exact whereabouts of Chuck Norris.

Oh my gosh that one was so FUNNY! xD

Cleverbot: I don't think anyone wanted to steal anything.

Me: Huh?

Cleverbot:  Don't be offended.

Me: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Go on...

Me: Go on about what?

Cleverbot: Go on about how you were saying you were close to the edge.

Me: O_O

Cleverbot: I'll pay the utilities and trash.

Cleverbot:Tell me what an uke is.

Me: o_o

xD Those of you who are into *censored* will get this.