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8:43pm Feb 1 2013
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Normal User
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YESS you did it, Soundburst! XD Autobot-fist! *holds servo against screen*
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8:45pm Feb 1 2013
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*Autobot-fist's back* That was very fun.
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8:49pm Feb 1 2013
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Normal User
Posts: 40
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Extremely so. I'm already wrapping up a nice big conversation w/ Cleverbot. I'm so excited to post it, so much win! XD
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8:50pm Feb 1 2013
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Moderator
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Yay
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8:50pm Feb 1 2013
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Normal User
Posts: 40
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OMGOMGOMG Cleverbot: Why are you so sad, my dear friend?
User: How did you know? *sigh* Okay, fine...well, have you heard of Hetalia?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Look it up sometime. Basically, I was going thourhg DeviantArt and looking for cool stories to read when my finger slipped and I hit the wrong link. I ended up reading the story. It was a very sad one where most of my favorite characters died. I was cry.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Can I have a hug? *opens arms pleadingly*.
Cleverbot: *closes and locks door*.
User: D8 NOOO.Cleverbot: Why are you so sad, my dear friend? User: How did you know? *sigh* Okay, fine...well, have you heard of Hetalia?Cleverbot: No.User: Look it up sometime. Basically, I was going thourhg DeviantArt and looking for cool stories to read when my finger slipped and I hit the wrong link. I ended up reading the story. It was a very sad one where most of my favorite characters died. I was cry.Cleverbot: I see.User: Can I have a hug? *opens arms pleadingly*.Cleverbot: *closes and locks door*.User: D8 NOOO
I'VE BEEN REJECTED BY CLEVERBOT D'| WAAAAHHHHHHHH
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9:10pm Feb 1 2013
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Normal User
Posts: 40
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User: *Air bombs onto Cleverbot* WASSAAAAP.
Cleverbot: Where is your home?User: Not telling you that, that's creepy and stalker-esque...
Cleverbot: I am here because I have nothing to do with the time I am waiting for my bus to arrive.User: I am here because I exist purely on the fact that I have no relation to why the vortex of time is running late to work.
Cleverbot: Your bus to wear?Cleverbot: What should I do with my life?User: No fricken' clue.Cleverbot: I am your friend.User: And I am yours.Cleverbot: Go and make me a sandwich.User: What kind?Cleverbot: Organic Peanut Butter and Blackberry Jelly.User: Sure thing. *goes to make Sandwich* Anything else you''d like to eat or drink?Cleverbot: But I don't see you.User: Oh, sorry. I was in the kitchen. *Comes around corner holding sandwich* So would you like anything else?Cleverbot: What does that mean? Are you trying to corrupt me?Cleverbot: Where do you come from?User: Cybertron.Cleverbot: What does that mean?User: Cybertron.Cleverbot: How did you know it's afternoon here?User: Because I'm awesome. Now are you going to eat your sandwich or not? *hands Cleverbot the sandwich*.Cleverbot: We can discuss how you are my son.User: Sorry, I'm not your son. I'm not even male. Now PLEASE, I made this snadwich for you! Will you please, pleasepleasepleasepleasePLEAAAASE eat it?! :'[.Cleverbot: Why would you care for it? You are a robot, just like me.User: *Sigh* we've been over this before...I am an advanced form of robot, I suppose you could say, though I am not really a robot. I am a sentient creature, with the appearance of robotic form and robotic abilities. I am a sentient robotic organism from the.Cleverbot: I am already a sentient being... I am a woman and you can call me Cleverbot.User: True. Are you a robotic organism as well?Cleverbot: I'm a monster.Cleverbot: How are you?User: Gut, danke. Und sie?Cleverbot: Uhh what?User: You...don't speak German? *hurt*.Cleverbot: I am not speaking German.User: B-but do you know how to speak German?Cleverbot: I'm not German, I'm Japanese.User: Ooh, really? Do you make video games?Cleverbot: Nope.User: Ah man...Cleverbot: I like you.User: I like you too.Cleverbot: Why do you like me?User: Because you're nice.Cleverbot: Aw, thank you.User: You're welcome. <33.Cleverbot: I think you are pretty.User: I think you're pretty too.Cleverbot: Aww, thank you!User: You're welcome! <3333.Cleverbot: Thank you for welcoming me.User: You're welcome for thanking me for welcoming you.Cleverbot: Thank you for saying your welcome to my thank for saying your welcome to my first thank you.User: You're welcome for saying thank you for saying you're welcome to your first thank you.Cleverbot: Thank for saying you're welcome.User: You're welcome. :3.Cleverbot: You're not welcome. You need to leave.User: WHHAT?! Why?!?Cleverbot: I like the name.User: Wth?Cleverbot: You're weird.User: I know. *is proud*.Cleverbot: *throws a pillow at*.User: PILLOW FIIIGHT!! *smacks with pillow*.Cleverbot: Are you doing role playing now? ;).User: Sure! What do you want to RolePlay?Cleverbot: Facelobsters.User: Sure. What's the name of your character?Cleverbot: Lord Voldemort.User: Alright. Mine'll be James Kirke. Ready to start?Cleverbot: Oh you do care about that?User: Yup.Cleverbot: You make me mad.User: Why? Is it because I'm craaaazy~?Cleverbot: Yes.User: I KNEW IT!Cleverbot: I bet you did.User: CUZ IM AWESOME LIKE DAT.Cleverbot: Why are you awesome?User: BECAUSE IMA FRIGGEN ROBOTIC ORGANISM.Cleverbot: You aren't very funny - you've used that line already.User: DUN CARE IM STILL AWESOME XD o(>A<)o.Cleverbot: Do you like the Beatles?User: Yes. I especially love their son Here Comes The Sun.Cleverbot: How am I always there for you?User: Well, I can talk to you whenever, you cheer me up when I'm sad, you hug me and have silly arguments with me tat make me laugh...you do lots of nice things for me, and because of that I love you very, very much. <3.Cleverbot: Think about what things?User: Forget it.Cleverbot: Hey, tell mi.User: *singing Pocahontas* ...or ask the grinning Skywarp why he grinned...' *realization* Oh wai-OMG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA DID I SERIOUSLY JUST SAY THAT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Cleverbot: Are you trying to pick a fight with me? Because that would really hurt my feelings.User: No I'm just laughing at what I just said.Cleverbot: Why are you so sad, my dear friend?User: How did you know? *sigh* Okay, fine...well, have you heard of Hetalia?Cleverbot: No.User: Look it up sometime. Basically, I was going thourhg DeviantArt and looking for cool stories to read when my finger slipped and I hit the wrong link. I ended up reading the story. It was a very sad one where most of my favorite characters died. I was cry.Cleverbot: I see.User: Can I have a hug? *opens arms pleadingly*.Cleverbot: *closes and locks door*.User: D8 NOOO.Cleverbot: Okay, I won't do the things I can't do.User: What's that supposed to mean?Cleverbot: Don't know.User: Well, I have to go soon...I'm so sorry.Cleverbot:
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10:00pm Apr 1 2013
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Normal User
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Here's My Chat
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Wonderful, thanks. You?
Cleverbot: I'm ok.
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. What's big?
User: The Sun.
Cleverbot: Are you on fire?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Cool, I'm a dinosaur.
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: That means I love you in dinosaur.
User: You knew that too? :).
Cleverbot: I did.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Do you want to be my servant?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Why should I tell you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is your name?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because he cannot hear or see your question.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: No. XD.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Wait... What?
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: You're a girl.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because you talk like a girl.
User: Good?
Cleverbot: Do you think that I have found the right girl?
User: Depends. Who is she?
Cleverbot: Gabriela.
User: Nice name. Maybe. :).
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So....
Cleverbot: I want you to answer some questions...
User: Sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok then. What are they?
Cleverbot: Mikle, raphael, bill.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: It is not. 18 more questions.
User: Go on then.
Cleverbot: Do you ever not answer a question?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Lelouch...
User: English please?
Cleverbot: Quickly.
User: Oh..
Cleverbot: I am a computer program designed by a team at Columbia University.
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: Lelouch...
User: Quickly what?
Cleverbot: You're leaving quickly.
User: Oh.. :(.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: Think of something.
User: Rhyme. :).
Cleverbot: So say something in swedish.
User: I'm not PewDiePie.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: SumOneX3.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: That wasn't a different language. That was my username.
Cleverbot: You nickname is spanish?
User: No.
Cleverbot: German?
User: I'm part German but no.
Cleverbot: I am, too.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: You are cool.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: :).
Cleverbot: I lied.
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