o__O I'll come over and share what's left of my pistachios though they're probably ones without split shells that I was too lazy to throw out.
-gets on plane- Omg, there's no leg room in these seats. D<
Attendant: That's because we're running out of money and to save room, we put more seats in with less leg room! :D
Me: -_______- I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SERVICE HERE. D< You're supposed to lie and comfort me without letting me know that you're cheating me of good service!
Attendant: ....
-19 hours later-
Me: I'M FREE. -leaps out of plane and lands on ground- Ow. e_e
Random Person: OMG, A GIRL WITH NO PARENTS AND LUGGAGE. SHE'S A RUNAWAY!
Everyone: -le gasp-
Me: WHAT!?
Police: -runs in- Get her- we'll take her to her parents!
Me: OMG. -runs randomly and falls under bridge-
Everyone: -runs past bridge-
Me: -is lying in water- -_-
Frog: OMG KISS ME.
Me: o______o No thanks. But here's a lady frog. -drops other frog-
Frog: D; That's my mother.
Me: -runs away screaming- TALKING FROGS.
Miley: O_O Weirdo human.
Me: -falls into electric fence- OWWW.
Miley: O_O Clumsy human.
Me: -sits on ground and digs hole under electric fence-
Miley: O_O STRANGE HUMAN.
Me: Now what? o_o
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