I thought you learned that we're all random. xP I told you, I'm coming with pistachios!

Miley: o_o You are a STRANGE, STRANGE child.

Me: I'm not a child!

Miley: Yes you are.  In my opinion, you remind me of a newborn pony.

Me: I'M NOT A PONY!

Miley: Sureeeee you're not.

Me: You're obnoxious!

Miley: So is Nemo's friend.

Me: What's Nemo have to do with this!?

Miley: EVERYTHING, FOOL.

Me: I'M NOT A FOOL.

Miley: That's what you think, fool.

Me: I think I've got the wrong house. T.T 

Toby: OMG, STRANGER. -RUNS AT PET AND BITES ARM; CLINGS TO WITH JAWS-

Me: X_X OWWWWWW.

I watched the movie!  I thought it was really good, though it's funny how the Dad was the exact opposite of how he was after he was married and had kids. XD

Mr. Russo: -does magic in public and talks about turning his teacher into a dog-

Max: o___o

Justin: HE USED MAGIC IN PUBLIC?

Me: I wonder how my parents were when they were young...o_o

i know.XD

mr.russo:OMG HAI DUUUUDE

justin:O.O he called me a "duuuude"?

alex:.... 

and max and justin were sucked up by tornadoes.O.o

i thought they would just disappear.XD

and justin like,forgot alex O.o 

See, people are glad that I left. xD  Resuming the story.

Toby: RAWR RAWR RAWR

Apollo: -________- The young 'ins got himself in trouble. -hobbles over to Toby- SON!  If you're going to BITE the human, BITE HARD! -tries to bite but dentures fall out-

Prada: ...Fool.

Apollo: T.T You can't avoid age.

Toby: =/

Miley: o_o Well, I'll leave you all with the fool. -points hoof at Pet-

Me: I'M NO FOOl. DX -has Toby hanging from arm and Apollo's dentures on foot-

Gizmo: Silly dogs, torturing humans are for....child predators?

Me: CHILD PREDATORS?! WHERE?

Gizmo: I don't know. XP

Apollo: -grabs dentures and runs away as fast as possible (which is slow)-

Me: T.T How come I'm getting no HUMANS to help me?

Toby: Because you're a fool- you scare away most life.

Would I be inside the whole time and not noticing the screaming and barking??

mr.russo:WE WILL HOLD ThE WIZARD CONTEST!!!

alex:*keeps on tripping justing with mud*

justin:QUIT DOING THAT!

alex:*still does it*sorry,i dun know much magic.;P

((a while later))

alex:OMG THIS IS LIKE,SOOO COOL.i can't belive i'm a full wizard!

mr.russo:now you have to reverse the spell.

alex:errrrr...JUSTIN HELP MEEEEEEEEE

justin:O.o who the heck are joo? 

How did you know my window was open?! O_o

OMG i think petty ish right.D=

*is deaf in right ear because of screaming* 

Prada: -sighs and leaves-

Toby: -lets go- You taste like Miley's poop. D<

Me: I what?

Toby: YOU HEARD ME, FOOL.

Me: But I took a shower! D;

Toby: If you didn't use honey tea scented soap, then you're not clean.

Me: HUH?

Toby: -pees on Pet and leaves-

Me: -SCREAMS- PEE!  WHY!?

Gizmo: O_O -takes a nap-

Me: -all alone in yard- WHYYYYYYYY!?

I just know things, Tai.  Don't question it.

Seriously.   XD

RESUMING THE STORY AGAIN! -types-

In Toby's opinion, yes.  I only used honey tea scented soap once....it was Neutrogena or some acne fighting soap. XP Lol, it smelled good.

I GOT RID OF MY ACNE WITH NEUTROGENA! :D

Don't make fun of me. >(

Me: -still screaming in yard-

-5 minutes later in Tai's room-

TV: -screen breaks from Pet's screaming-

Brownie: OOOO, our owners are going to be sooo mad. XD

Squeakers: Totally. o_o