Have you ever wondered anything about staff? Here is the answers.
(NOTE: This is probably not real is just for fun. Of course there will be no offensive content.]]
Why is Whit a derp?
One day, Whit was a regular person, conversing on Res. She was exposed to the dangerous SB, which infected her and she became a derp.
Why does Fizzeh have antlers and purple hair?
Because she's awesome. You should know that.
WHY DOES WHIT GET HER OWN SKULL?
Ohhhh. That. Long Story. One day, a already derpified Whit noticed that people died. She the
ate the Fruit whose name shall be revealed, and became immortal. Yet, She kept on dying, only to add layers to the skull of hers. That is why it's so thick. Finally, our current Whit found the secret to immortality and now wears that skull all the time. She just decocorates it if she needs a new look. One day, all the people in the world [[Except for Whit.]] farted at the same time. The fart cloud landed on the poor skull and now that is why it smells. Though it has the power to look smexy on anyone.
Now, I had fun writing these. So give me ideas. But don't be all like, OMG WHY IS FIZZEH BRITISH AND ALL?! Ask a intelligent question to get a derpy answer. :D
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