Omg, I think det covered my reason to RAYGE.

One-liners.  Spelling/gramatical errors (one or two is fine, for not everyones perfect), and txt t@lk.  I DESPISE the fact that some people post one-liners, and are the farthest from literate humanly possible!  And insist on joining LITERATE roleplays!

I had recently made a literate roleplay, it was going quite well.  Everyone was posting two-three paragraphs.  And then, a new user joined, no sence of what literate was WHAT SO EVER!  The posted in one-liners, with multiple spelling errors and wrote in text talk.  And then YELLED at the other users in the rp for asking them to be literate... really, here is what the posts looked like:

Funlover6: ..." Zre spat with a cunning smirk as her lip curled, revealing a frightful grin.  With a snap of her fangs, lunged for the intruder, her eyes near slits as her muscles rippled underneath her dark pelt.  Her ears glued to the back of her skull in threat, as maroon dripped from her maw from the previous victum... 

unamed user:  He moved, nd thew the wlf 2 the ground.  Kiling her insantly.

Funlover6: ((You cant kill another user's charracter without permission, as asked by the rules.  The rules also state for literacy.  Please edit your post.  Thank you.))

unamed user: ((nu-uh. it nt fare that ur wlf got 2 atack.  Nd I am literate.  It nt my fault.))

*fun clenches fists, and wants to punch self in the face, the rp dies because of ONE user*

THAT my dear friends... drives me INSANE.  And therefore, is a reason why I RAYGE.

Gawd. Cool down, men/wummin. Peace makes the world go 'round, man.

Hippiness....

you crossed the line, inna. now i am going to go cry.

ALSO STEREOTYPICAL GAY DUDES AND PRETTY BOYS. so sick of them. irritating when i want to play 30-year-old gay dudes with beards and they think that is WEIRD or something. totally not realistic. beards? ON A BISHI KAWAII DESU SHONEN-AI BOY CHAN?! scandolous. ugh.

anyway.

hippies. hippies make me rage. 

I am going to RAYGE about false titles.  I still remember an rp that said that it was literate only, and the posts in there were only about ONE OR TWO LINES. D:<  I wanted to just jump in there and in all caps post, "THIS IS NOT LITERATE!  STOP SAYING THAT IT'S LITERATE ONLY AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO LITERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And put several exclamation marks. :c

So thats all I have to say again. c: 

Unless it is a tragic back story that works that they are not always using as an excuse for their behavior, it's fine. Most of them, however, are so cliche it makes me want to vomit. I've gotten to the point that the next time I make a roleplay, that is going to be a rule. (NO Tragic back stories. everyone must have a history filled with unicorns and happiness.)

Because I'm guilty of tragedy. I tend to make my characters have the crappiest most miserable lives ever. And only a couple whine about it. 

While we're still on the subject of roleplay... When I make a character who is a complete parody of a Mary-Sue... and still get people seriously asking if they're character can crush on them, makes me rage. you're not supposed to like them. DDD:

also, you make no sense inna, so that makes me rage. 

Lol Dragon. xD

It's like,

Person 1: Hey, we're sinking. :D -boat fully sinks but they're magically not touching the water-

Person 2: And we won't have to worry about drowning since we've got these magical bubble thingies protecting us. :D

THE END. 8D 

There's this girl (not in my cla.sses, thankfully, I'm in honors) who's OBSESSED with wolves. I was talking about how people think that their animal spirit-ey things are all wolves and foxes when they're better suited to camels or cicadas, and she comes up to me and says "Well, I DO have a wolf spirit. Isn't that weird?" When I asked her why, she explained; "I'm a predator, and I like to be free and not cooped up." But don't try to point out that lots of animals fit that criteria; tasmanian devils or nile monitors, they're not  as "special" as her. She ignored me. Literally.

Then, like, one of my buddies was talking about how wolves are overpopulated and she thinks they have to be shot to preserve elk, ((sorry, Dragon! Not meant to offend!)), and she pops up; "WOLVES ARE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS AND ALL THE HUNTERS SHOULD BE KILLED" I asked her why elk aren't as beautiful as wolves, but apparently "Wolves are much smarter than elk, and besides, elk aren't necessary to the environment."

These are all real quotes. 

ALL THE EVIL HYOOMANS THAT POLLUTE THE PLANET, LOL.

I was going to rant about how a pet store in the area buys from puppy mills and tries to pa.ss off some sort of odd hybrid-looking thing as a purebred pomeranian, but I ran out of anger fuel, the pup was absolutely adorable in it's own funny way, and that even if they weren't bred responsibly, the dogs still deserve love. You shouldn't spread puppies across the state, but the poor guys never did anything wrong. *insert more sentimentality*

Rage; when I ask for critique, and say something like: "The background is really plain so far, but I'm unsure about what to do with it. If you had any ideas for what kind of texture would look nice in it, and etc."

AND GET A RESPONSE LIKE THIS: "Well... it's like, the background is really plain. Yeah. You should do something with that". 

Okay. Uh. Did you not... did you not hear anything I said? You had to be ignoring me. Fasdafaklghdg, and my instructors wonder why I don't get any help from critiques. -_-

Also I freaking hate smokers. They smell and I hate that smell. D:< You can be the nicest person ever, but if you walk around wafting that horrid air into my nostrils, I will hate you.

Another thing that makes me rage is when people make fan clubs of themselves. *pointed stare*

i shall rage abot literacy.  look how litrrt i am.  evry1 nos im so litret.  its much eser 2 tipe tihs wya u peple.

Actually, I hate illiteracy not literacy.  I was just joking. xD  UGH ALL YOU ILLITERATE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO JOIN LITERATE RPS ARE MAKING ME WANNA SCREAM. D:<

THAT FAN CLUB WAS TO PROVE TO WHIT THAT I'M LIEK SO NOT POPULAR AND HAVE FOUR FRIENDS.

ASK HER IF YOU WANT. 

I will rage.

About.

People who write fanfiction.

Like this.

With one line.

Per sentance.

And no paragraphs.

It takes forever.

And makes funny blanks in my head.

)8

I hate the fact.

That everyone uses pink erasers.

While I use white erasers.

While geniuses use new sheets of paper.

D; We are not geniuses

Which leads to the invention of erasers. 

I will rage against the Humane Society. Did you hear about the article two summers ago? They were euthanising the old and run-down pets who were "taking up room", so they could get more puppies and kitties.

I wanted to hurt whoever was responsibly for that. Seriously, my cat, who we got when she was a year old and pregnant, is the sweetest thing ever. She wasn't a kitten, she was pregnant, but we still adopted her.

NOTE: I am not trying to say totally ditch those adorable baby animals, but think carefully when adopting. Don't rush for the cutest thing there, think, cuddle and get a look at their personality.